butthole fudge

Long thin strips of poop coming out of someone's ass with extreme force and very very stinky but don't look it's like a toxic bomb

Holy shit that's a big piece of butthole fudge!

by ɓσմηδεδ July 2, 2016

butthole neck

when a person has a zit in the middle of their neck that looks like a butthole

Come over here butthole neck.

by squirtmouth May 25, 2016

butthole birthcontrol

Using anal sex instead of vaginal sex to act as a form of birth control. Lubrication is necessary in most cases as is convincing a woman to use this form of birth control, but there will be no butt babies and it is 99.99% effective.

Butthole birthcontrol is an effective way to prevent pregnancy.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

Butthole fission

When you split your asshole like a plutonium atom

"The energy of the future is butthole fission"

by U.S.S Pussy Destroyer December 6, 2016

Butthole

Near the anus

Shut the fuck up you butthole

by bradyurbitch December 13, 2016

Buttholearius

When something said, or done, is so funny it makes your butt hole pucker while laughing.

Boy 1 "Bro, Derek tripped over jasmines dildo walking down his steps!"
Boy 2 "Bro, that shits buttholearius!"

by Swizzle44 February 9, 2017

butthole high-dive

To dive or take a leap toward ones anus for painful penatration, at a distance anywhere from 3 to 33ft. Figuratively or actually. More so along the lines of having to do something stupid and painful.

I feel that I'm just standing in line for a butthole high-dive in the army at times.

Josh, why did you have to butthole high-dive me last nite with tricking me into the two-hand touch with that wildabeast at the bar?

by Chacharillo February 18, 2017