burger face 

A facial expression wherein the lips are pressed together and smushed upward towards the nose. Similar to the white person smile, but pushed further upward towards the nose. To be used in moments of: awkwardness, disappointment, waiting, mild irritation, or when there’s nothing else to say

When I told Ben I forgot to get his spunch at the store, he hit me with the burger face.

burger face by Poochie La La February 26, 2021

Burger King Kid's Club 

A parody of what corporate marketing execs believe a "diverse" society would be like.

Created by fast food giant Burger King, this group of friends contains every single race/gender/orientation imaginable.

You got the black kid, the mexican kid, the autistic 4chan user, the basic white bitch, the dyke, the cripple, the nerdy jew and a fucking dog to top it all off.

No group of friends on earth look like this. It only exists in the wet dreams of college professors and fast food peddlers.

Every movie and entertainment product created after the year 2010 must contain this exact ratio of characters.

The global elite will not stop until every high school looks like a Burger King Kid's Club.

The Marvel Cinematic Universe contains a Burger King Kid's Club of characters.

Burger King Kid's Club by pokebot July 8, 2022

Burgess Hill 

utter shithole in west sussex

p1-I’m moving to burgess hill

p2-unlucky
p1-innit

Burgess Hill by bigbattybingo July 22, 2022

burgundy whip 

A reference to the M.E.D., Blu, and Madlib ghettoesque tune, "Burgundy Whip."

Burgundy is the color of the "whip," a ghetto term for a car that has been fitted with hydraulic jacks and spinner rims.

Notoriously appeals to lowbrows.

Hoodrat: "It was a burgundy whip...
...and it was something to see!"

burgundy whip by hikikime August 11, 2022

ear burgers 

ear burgers:

Balls of orange wax, commonly dug from one's ear (usually Casey) with a car key. "Burgers" is rooted from the latin word, "boogers."

Casey had a itch deep in his ear canal, but he relieved the discomfort through auditory probing with his jeep cherokee key and finally dug those ear burgers out.

ear burgers by Buffalo Brian September 19, 2008

cootie burger

A derisive term used to describe one who has cooties. Often, but not always, directed at someone of the opposite sex.

No I don't want to be your girlfriend, you deep fried cootie burger!

cootie burger by AnUncleverPseudonym January 19, 2009

Turtle-Burgered

When one can say they are in an intense form of retardation from the effects of, alcohol, marijuana, perscription pills, etc.. or the combination of some or all of them.

"Last weekend was sick...Joey ended up getting Turtle-Burgered"

"dude, im turtleburgered"

Turtle-Burgered by Roy Biv March 9, 2009