Burked

To be screwed over for no reason. To be hampered and hindered by petty rules or regulations.

Pete got burked for wearing his hat inside.

by liftsboxes February 19, 2011

Baked

Verb; to do sexual things with the one and only Bobby Baker. This usually happens at a concert of some sort, usually Brad Paisley. One who get baked is most of the time under the influence of a large amount of alcohol and/or drugs. He/she does not realize that they got baked until the next morning when they are hungover and already dont feel good.

Friend1:" bobby just hooked up with that girl over there"

Friend2:"That bitch just got baked!!"

Friend1:"I dont think she even knows that she just got baked"

by Jed8397 May 17, 2014

Twice-Baked Potato

When excrement is purged from one person's rectum and subsequently placed/pushed into another person's. A third housing would result in a "thrice-baked".

The carpet would need a Dyson-style cleaning after the couple attempted the Twice-Baked Potato.

by MattonlyMoore July 20, 2009

baked beans

The term baked beans means to do ecstasy...to be rolling on x...to be rolling balls

We're gonna have baked beans tonight! YES!
You guys want some baked beans tonight, we can pick some up on the way home.

by banana July 6, 2004

baked cock

when your baked and you get a woody

::hits bong:: dude that chick gave me a baked cock

by Brian smithers July 15, 2007

Loaded baked potatoe

Receiving a blow job with a firm duece in your whitie tighties.

Your wife had a loaded baked potatoe at my house last night.

by Hooyahdeepsea January 12, 2009

Twice Baked

A phenomena where a person takes a shit, freezes it to insert it into another's bung hole. The second then defecates the same shit, and the turd is said to be twice baked.

Babe, I think we need to get closer, I think I should try a twice baked turd

by JamesDougherty January 23, 2014