Biffle

Two people who are better than best friends. They are Best Friends For Freaking Life. They share almost everything in common and basically have the same thought process. Often times they are mistaken as sisters. These two people talk about anything and everything, the two cannot hide anything from one another because the other one has a Best Friend Sense.

You're my bff!

You're my bffl!
We are better than best friends we're Biffles!
Kaitlyn says to Angela, "I love you, you're my Biffle forever!"

Angela responds, "OMG, you're my Biffle forever!!"
Both agree and say, "I love you Biffle!"

by a&kbiff4eva July 13, 2011

Ringworm Buffet

analingus

She's so sweet, I'd give her the Ringworm Buffet.

by Al Morrowfield May 27, 2003

Alligator Buffet

When you are receiving oral sex on your penis, when a waitress holding a tray of hot coffee walks by. Upon witnessing this act, she spills the coffee all over the floor, then a Mexican cleaning guy runs in naked and dumps a can of Hawaiin Punch all over her face.

Parke: Fuck Grace! That dome would've been sweet if it wasn't for the Alligator Buffet
Grace: At least you didn't get Hawaiin Punch all over your tits.

by The janitor69 December 11, 2011

wee wee buffet

A party which consists mostly of males... So everyone begins to call random hoes over (see phone book pimpin)

Dude 1: Man, this party sucks. Its a fuckin wee wee buffet up in here.

Dude 2: Yeah man. Call Candice... tell here we got "all she can eat."

by Bob1 July 24, 2008

butt buffet

1) lots of big, beautiful female booties in one place
2) a place where you can buttfuck any large-assed woman you want

There's no place I like better than the butt buffet!

by Silky Smooth December 19, 2003

buffering

1) Freezing mid thrust during rough or angry sex.

2) Freezing mid sentence during and intense argument.

I was totally banging my old lady last night and I stopped mid thrust. She asked what I was doing. I responded, "Its a new moved I learned from internet pr0n... It's called buffering"

by Reddit Thief October 1, 2010

Alabama Ass Baffle

The act of fornication between a man and woman. The fornication must take place in a bathroom of a bar, near a sink which has recently been used as a receptacle for vomit. The man will "hit it from behind" while the woman eats the vomit from said sink.

The woman is the "bafflee" and the man is the "baffler."

"Did you see what's going on in the bathroom?"
"Yeah, they are totally doing the Alabama Ass Baffle!"

by Smooth912 April 20, 2010