Bratching

Combination of bragging and bitching. When someone brags by pretending to complain about their problems that aren't really problems at all.

Common among middle class social climbers, frequently observed at Starbucks. Alternative for #whitepeopleproblems or #firstworldproblems.

Woman 1: "I'm having my new Mercedes painted a different shade of silver because so many people have that color it's just over done. I didn't notice this before I bought it last month, but there are at least 3 other of the same model and same color at the gym parking lot when I go."

Woman 2: "Will you stop bratching already?"

by jim vest August 5, 2012

bratager

a child between the ages of 5 and 12-ish.

a child of this age is named a bratager because they behave like spoiled brats, demanding quite a lot from their parents, yet you can't kick them out of the house yet; at this point a bratager is not yet an idiotager and is therefore not old or smart enough to even try and flap their own wings like an idiotager, the latter trying to burn your bridges.

by Sexydimma March 10, 2013

bratager

a child between the ages of 5 and 12-ish.

a child of this age is named a bratager because they often behave like spoiled brats, demanding quite a lot from their parents, yet you can't kick them out of the house yet; at this point a bratager is not yet an idiotager and is therefore not old or smart enough to even try and flap your own wings, or their wings rather, like the former.

by Sexydimma August 27, 2013

brat convention

Chuck E Cheese,Wal Mart ie. Squall Mart,public library, or anywhere small screaming children congragate.

Let's go to the library early,so we can avoid the Brat Convention, of screaming kids.

by RTBSTRD November 4, 2013

Borratchet

(adj.) When a ghetto person, commonly of Latin descent, gets too drunk and starts acting agressive and violent. The term is a combination of "Borracha", a spanish word meaning "Drunk"; and "Ratchet", a slang term used to describe an uncivilized or otherwise unruly person.

"Yo that nigga Gordo was acting Borratchet like a motherfucker at my party the other night!!'

"Word? What the fuck happen?"

"Thats just it, NOTHING!! He gets a little alcohol in him and wants to start some shit with every motherfucker in sight!"

"Damn son, thats that shit I DON'T like.."

by Wiles McGiles January 13, 2014

brat commander

A bossy person who lacks a sense of responsibility. They are either narcissistic or come from narcissistic families where the blame for problems is always shifted downwards. These people seem to be incapable of associating authority with responsibility. They do not understand that taking charge means taking the ultimate responsibility. They associate power and authority with privilege and self-indulgence instead of responsibility and service. They typically go around blaming everyone but themselves for the problems their actions create.

The company's board of directors fired the chief executive after they discovered he was a brat commander who was always blaming subordinates for the company's problems.

by Cumbre Vieja May 3, 2014

Borat

A North-East Italy dialect/slang word, strictly used in the town of Concordia Sagittaria (Cuncuardia, in the local dialect), situated in the countryside of Venezia's province. It is used to describe a not very smart guy, but mostly as a response amongst friends after someone' stupid action.

Dino: "Oi vecio, ieri xero imbriago spolpo e me son capotà in canal coa biciletta, dio can". Davide "Che borat che te son.."
(Dino: "Hey dude, yesterday I was drunk as fuck and I fell into the canal with the bycicle, god damn" - Davide: "You jerk")

by cuncuardia's cowboy October 25, 2015