Stress Browsing

Trying to cope with a stressful or uncertain situation by browsing mindlessly through a website or an app

Remi has been stress browsing all afternoon , he’s really nervous about his date tonight

by Izzygb January 6, 2022

blowsock

Using a sock as a fake condom to come into. The opposite of a posh wank (which actually uses a condom).

My mum was doing my washing and found my blowsock from last night.

by Captain Blowsock July 17, 2007

Brewsiff

a beer given to you by your brosiff

"Hey Erik, mind if i grab another Brewsiff Brosiff"

by Jeff Laflamme November 22, 2007

brewsnatcher

Someone who goes through someone else's fridge and steals their beer.

"Oh man that guy Scott is such a brewsnatcher!"

"How do you know?"

"At the party last night, I saw him stealing all of the host's beer from the fridge and keeping it for himself!"

by DMal88 November 29, 2009

Blowshkee

A hairy man chode with bloating testicles. These appendages usually lead to a person never getting laid unless a prostitute is purchased.

Man, my blowshkee is screwing me over once again. No girl will have sex with me.

by jayboy88 January 16, 2011

Blowshkee Wax

This is what is released from a Blowshkee. It is mighty sticky and multi-colored. It will usually gross out many humans but aliens on the other hand love to slurp it.

I blew my blowshkee wax all over that bitch last night and she puked all over my blowshkee.

by jayboy88 January 16, 2011

bowsnap

the verbal martial art of first opening someone up with a complement and then slapping them down. This figuratively represents the kinetically charged to and fro motion of an archery bow string . the technique is usually reserved for dinging narcissists and assholes.

John:"Sarah you sure are good at making love..."
Sarah:"I know."
John:" ... to the person you respect the most-yourself."
Sarah:"Don't you dare bowsnap me!"

by magunda August 20, 2013