4 definitions by magunda

Magunda

Magunda is a term for something bad, and can be used in many ways.

I just got the magunda spawn or Plaza Search and Destroy.

This kids shot is straight magunda.

This host is straight cheeks magunda.

by magunda February 2, 2013

bowsnap

the verbal martial art of first opening someone up with a complement and then slapping them down. This figuratively represents the kinetically charged to and fro motion of an archery bow string . the technique is usually reserved for dinging narcissists and assholes.

John:"Sarah you sure are good at making love..."
Sarah:"I know."
John:" ... to the person you respect the most-yourself."
Sarah:"Don't you dare bowsnap me!"

by magunda August 18, 2013

weaselpop

an unintentional and characteristically annoying displacement of the penis through the underpants fly. this usually occurs with boxers but may also occur with well-worn jockey's.

john:" my dick is chafed."
bob: what happened? juiceless sex?"
john: "no. my old and trusted undies are sagging and i got a weaselpop."

by magunda August 16, 2013

brajustment

the furtive pull at a bra strap to adjust bra position in order to restore comfort. this is characteristically done quickly, after a look over the shoulder to assure privacy, with synchronized hand plucking and torso wiggling movements. to pull off the maneuver with grace requires experience and dexterity.

sue: "this new bra really mashed my boobs, which called for a brajustment."

jane: "show me how!"

by magunda August 16, 2013