Liquid breakfast

For a 9am pick me up. A liquid breakfast involves using an alcholic beverage as the milk in your breakfast cereal.

Liquid breakfast... I just had champagne on my golden grahams... I am steaming!

by Naboo December 16, 2007

rock'n'roll breakfast

Coffee, Fernet Branca and a cigarette.

Lemmy wants his rock'n'roll breakfast

by rockphotog April 1, 2009

Alabama Breakfast

When she runs out of cream cheese for her bagel and she provides a blowjob on the toilet before you get in the shower to spread on her bagel.

Girl 1: I'd rather have an Alabama Breakfast then a dry bagel.
Girl 2: Me too, I had an Alabama Breakfast yesterday. The key is to get the "cream cheese" in the freezer for a few minutes.
Girl 1: Great idea. The warm "cream cheese" always throws me off.

by BlueNote September 6, 2013

Irish Breakfast

A customary shot (or two) of hard whiskey consumed right after waking up, usually to calm the massive hangover from a night of drinking.

I would have had an Irish breakfast, but I don’t want to get cirrhosis by the time I’m 30.

by Scatmanjahn July 23, 2020

breakfast for champions

1. first thing in morning, when you wake up drink glass of an alckohol and take some drugs.

Yesterday some people from ZAVOD KRU had early morning alckohol session mixed with the drugs, real breakfast for champions.

by zavoKRU August 13, 2011

serving breakfast

sucking cock in tha morning

Is yo mom still servin breakfast?

by cold cut February 11, 2004

wet breakfast

A grey and/or drizzly day that is likely to put anyone off going outside or doing anything productive.

I was supposed to leave for work by now but it's a bit of a wet breakfast out there and I don't think I can face it.

by erkod March 5, 2017