boston massacre

the sexual act of having forceful, unprotected sex with a partner, ejaculating inside them, then killing them. This act is illegal in all 50 states and is highly frowned upon elsewhere. The act is obviously named after the event where 5 Bostonians were killed by the British in 1770.

Guy1: dude I have to get out of here quickly.

Guy2: Why man?

Guy1: I just gave this girl a boston massacre and the cops are after me.

by dirtyman2010 July 14, 2009

bostulance

Haphazard intentional ignorance or disregard, which will, INNEVITABLY, lead to regret.

Robbie: Aaaargh!! Why d'you leave that tin of paint there?

Euan: Sorry man, I couldn't be arsed moving it.

Robbie: That just stained my brand new dungarees you Bostulant Fuck! I can't believe your bostulance! No more Alaskan Pipelines for you you cunt

by Artimus Ward September 18, 2008

Bostowned

To overreact and be made a fool of in front of the entire world for a trivial matter.

The city of Boston was "Bostowned" during the Mooninite overreaction of Jan. 31, 2007.

First used by Fark.com

by Paul Furfari February 5, 2007

Bostyn

An actual boss, a gorgeous girl with an amazing personality you will never get bored with her she's also great at dance and loves rap

Matt:who's that girl she's gorgeous
Andrew: that's bostyn man everyone calls her boss

by Ashkdhstsge November 19, 2016

Boston College

A School full of Collar-popped pink polo wearing trust fund babies that think they are smart...

BC Student: I go to Boston College
Every other Bostonian: No shit...

by Harry B October 18, 2004

Boston Boiler

When you have somebody sit in your mouth bare ass. The asshole properly aligned with the throat and cheeks spreads. Then a fart is blasted into your mouth.

Johnny squatted over young Susan and proceeded to blow out a steamer in her mouth. She held it in for ten seconds. It was the best Boston Boiler she ever had.

by Copyright Chaos April 3, 2006

South Boston

South Boston is a ghetto hood where Irish gang members have ruled the streets for centuries. Housing projects, drug dealers, and homicides are a usual sight in southie.

South Boston is the poorest urban area where over 75% of the residents are white.

by Southie Irish April 18, 2010