bostulance 

Haphazard intentional ignorance or disregard, which will, INNEVITABLY, lead to regret.

Robbie: Aaaargh!! Why d'you leave that tin of paint there?

Euan: Sorry man, I couldn't be arsed moving it.

Robbie: That just stained my brand new dungarees you Bostulant Fuck! I can't believe your bostulance! No more Alaskan Pipelines for you you cunt

bostulance by Artimus Ward September 18, 2008

bondulance 

Bondulance, the only apropreate thing to call an ambulance when someone or yourself is having a stronk

You:"Hurlp Im haveing a stronk"
Random person:"Someone call him a bondulance!"

bondulance by Tirpitz September 7, 2022

BORGulance

BORGulance is an ambulance utilized to medically transport students that have consumed WAY TOO much BORG.

28 ambulances, mmhhh, BORGulances, carried away intoxicated students at the Blarney Blowout. Thoughts and prayers are requested for these poor, unfortunate students.

BORGulance by Purplenado March 7, 2023