Bloomskie Johnsons

Diarrhea induced by eating foods an individual knows will give him/her diarrhea.

I ate some cheese and now I have the Bloomskie Johnsons

by Doosh_Nozzle June 12, 2022

Bloomsexual

Bloomsexual: a person who's sexual orientation is constantly changing and almost never static
Colours of the flag are

Yellow 💛
Pink💗
White🤍
Blue💙
Black🖤

I'm coming out of the closet as Bloomsexual mom.

by R4T_VØM1T June 13, 2022

Bloomromantic

Bloom romantic: a person who's sexual orientation is constantly changing and almost never static

P1) I'm coming out of the closet...

P2) ok whats are you?
P1) I'm... *BLOOMROMANTIC*
P2) OMG I am to!!

*starts aggressively making out)*

by R4T_VØM1T June 13, 2022

bloom

someone short

"wow bloom is so short"

by A ghost from Scotland July 4, 2022

bloofen

When you’re having butt sex and your butthole prolapses but it feels good.

Girl, the other day me and my hubby were bloofen all night and i couldn’t stop

by Bloinkw September 3, 2022

blomfunk

1. A reference to any downtempo music that one might describe as being both mellow and funky, and often associated with recording artists like Curtis Mayfield, Aaron Neville, and The Meters.

Bob: Hey, mind if I throw on some music?
Charlie: Got anything chill? I need to unwind.
Bob: Absolutely. In fact, all I listen to these days are blomfunk classics.

by Tokeboar September 26, 2022

Blomfunk

1. An up-and-coming streetwear clothing brand known for their cool, original, and underground t-shirt designs.

Ann: Have you checked out Blomfunk's latest tees?
Dave: Yeah, but I was a few hours late for this week's drop and they were already sold out.

by Tokeboar September 26, 2022