bless

Blew ass. To blow ass in. The act of shitting and farting simultaniously resulting in explosive debris. Normally occurs after eating Mexican fast food. In the presence of others in sound range muffling the blasts are preferred.

I had to bless the toilet after eating Tacor Bell.

by beer4lenny April 6, 2005

Bless Me

As heard in the movie "House of Wax", bless me is a term used when asking for alcohol.

- Something's dead out there.
- Nah, something's dead right here, and we have to drink it back to life. Bless me, dog.

by Rose Rampage July 24, 2009

Bless

The mucus coming out of your nose.

p1: A---a----CHOO!!!
p2- Ah, bless you.
p1: thanks.
p2: um... you have bless running down your nose.
p1: oh... um... I'll get a um...
p2: Tissue
p1: tissue, yeah... bye.

by SuperHeroLiza October 20, 2008

bless it

to stop the argument that you had with someone and move of from it, without apologising to one another

“i feel like i need an apology from you”
“nah i say we just bless it”
“say less”

by alex ray December 3, 2020

Irish blessing

An Irish blessing is when you get cursed out by someone (usually for messing up).

Jonathon messed up so bad, Marc gave him an Irish blessing.

by TyOshea October 28, 2013

Blessical

some girl who uses the @ud cammand too much

BLESSICAL READ A DICTIONARY

by crippyrgss August 27, 2009

blesseder

An extension of the word blessed to be used as a reference to others.

For example, I am blesseder than the rest because I am able to go to a Federer match.

by 7Party4Life October 25, 2015