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My anus is bleeding

A menstrual-like bleeding from the anus, whilst the anus-bleeder is ecstatic about it. Any gender can have their anus bleed.
Person 1- Dude...your anus is bleeding.
Person 2- I know...yay! My anus is bleeding!!!
by Carliann October 12, 2007
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Bleeder

A term used derisively in reference to any female human.

As it is well known all females of the species experience a period of usually five - seven days every month in which the lining of the uterus is disposed of by way of the vagina.
Some men may be repulsed by this phenomenon, while others feel it is one of the most effective methods of birth control.
Stupid fucking bleeder!! Shut your cumdumpster! You're stinking up the whole room!!
by A.J. Cockandballs February 7, 2005
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bleeprin

Bleeprin is a combination of bleach and aspirin. It comes in the form of a white, chickpea-sized (or large-normal-pea-sized) pill. It is used to soften the effects of reading horrific badfic — the bleach erases the bad mental images, and the aspirin eases the headache. According to Meir Brin, this wonder-medicine is so generally spiffy that it also can cure social anxiety attacks. It is manufactured by the Mini-Aragogs in the basements of HFA. Within a few short weeks of its invention, Bleeprin easily replaced the time-honored but painful — and permanently crippling — custom of gouging one’s eyes out with a spork as the preferred way of dealing with badfic (banging one’s head against a doorpost is still widely in effect, however). Bleeprin comes in two other forms: Bleepto-Dismal and Bleepka.
Dear Eru, where's the Bleeprin? I need to forget THAT particular badfic.
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Bleeding Gums Murphy

When a dentist anesthesizes a female patient, yanks out all of her teeth with plyers and proceeds to fuck her face.
Yeah, I ran into a girl from high school at the office. She was looking good, so instead of filling her cavity, I made her give me a Bleeding Gums Murphy.

She's not looking so good anymore.
by Ghostington's Keeper October 28, 2012
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bleed green

It means you're Irish!
1. I'm so Irish I bleed green.
2. On St. Paddy's day every American's blood runs a little green.
by KatieAnnie June 11, 2006
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squit bleed

You make the female cum so hard she starts to squirt, shit herself, begin to have a nooe bleed, then go into a 10 second seizure.
Dude, last night i made my girl friend cum so har i made her squit bleed, i cant wait to do it tonight again.
by ADHLX August 6, 2009
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bumhole beepster

A practice of bumming someone over a car bonnet while wearing a pink shirt while someone else sits in the car tooting the horn...also known as doing a darren sands
by snipersv April 17, 2014
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