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Class blast

When in an attempt to hold on a fart while in a classroom (preferably during reading, tests, or other times when the classroom is relatively silent) the pressure between the butt cheeks increases vibration- effectively making the noise louder. A shocked expression is a sign of a class blast, while pure embarrassment is a sign of just a regular fart.
Student #1: "Yo, this dude let out a class blast right as the room got quiet in 6th period today! His face was the best part.
Student #2: "I feel bad for him, all he wanted to to was hold it in, tie he fucked himsekf over. Still funny as shit though!"
by IcyKnight November 30, 2016
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Blast The Bowl

To have a violent/explosive fecal experience.
Frank: “Dude my stomach feels like a wreck, can I use your bathroom?”
Mike: “I swear, every time you are here you need to Blast The Bowl. You alright man?”
by Kindgenius August 30, 2020
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Bottle-blasting

The act of vigorously inserting a bottle of any kind into a someone’s vagina or anus
Sam and Ben were totally bottle-blasting last night!
by Luc95 November 14, 2018
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donger blasting

Donger blastin' (DB) is the act of making rocketship noises while playing with your donger (a.k.a. penis a.k.a. homewrecker).
I can't come over tonight because I'll be busy donger blasting.
by Brogden Charles November 26, 2021
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Booty blasted

Hardcore anal sex that leaves the person who has been penetrated unable to stand
Aiden: Bro i can't stand i got Booty Blasted

Mark: Damn bro I'll help you stand
by Lyndoor June 7, 2022
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blast a chain

To ejaculate hard enough to send a hefty quantity of semen a considerable distance.
I’ve been edging all day, so when Andrew and I get around to doing it, I’ll blast a chain.
by ChainBlaster November 3, 2018
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Beyton Blast

A euphemism for when someone bangs their fist on a table, hits an object (usually a food item), and creates a mess. Usually occurs in middle and high schools where immaturity runs rampant.
"Looks like Mike Beyton Blasted his lunch all over me again."
by Nately's Old Man August 12, 2012
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