The biggest crap of your life that all comes out in two seconds, making your anus burn for hours, and filling up the toilet bowl. If anyone smells it, they instantly die.
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Get the baja blast mug.When you wake up in the morning and your wife is still asleep so you creep out of the bedroom in order to fart as much and as loudly as you can. In your effort to let out shameless farts you make flatulent noises similar to trumpet blasts
As I slowly awoke and realized Meghan was still sound asleep I was unable to hold in a sinister smile at the thought of all the trumpet blasting I would be able to do in the living room.
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Get the cheddy blast mug."Last night I was fucking that dude Josh from Toronto and he Canadian Blasted on me -- so awkward. He was all 'oh no, so sorry, sorry aboot getting that all over you, eh' while he was blowing his load."
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Usually for people who just want to have as many "friends" as they can.
Usually for people who just want to have as many "friends" as they can.
Girl #1: Oh my God, you just got 50 new facebook friends? How did that happen?
Girl #2: Oh, I just blast friended, it was so obnoxious, but now I have so many friends!
Girl #1: Yeah.... "friends".
Girl #2: Oh, I just blast friended, it was so obnoxious, but now I have so many friends!
Girl #1: Yeah.... "friends".
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