befungled

confused or bewildered

I am befungled all the time by G Dubya.

by catdancing May 27, 2007

day before tomorrow

a kickass band from mississauga ontario.

liek omg, you like day before tomorrow?

by Felaw March 3, 2004

sister before mr.

When a girl chooses her friends instead of a guy, she is choosing sisters before mr. s

Also: mr. before sister- when a girl chooses a guy before her friends.

sister before mr. -

Guy- Hey susie, want to go out tonight?
girl- no johny, i'm going out with Stacy and Leah tonight. I choose sisters before mr.

mr. before sister-

Guy- Hey susie, want to go out tonight?
girl- sure johny, i'll just blow off Stacy and Leah.

written and made up by: Brenna H

by Brenna H February 20, 2008

Check yourself before you shrek yourself

Take a chill pill and look at your actions. Examine what you're next action because right now, you're heading in a bad direction.

Person: I think I'll go see La La Land!

Me: Check yourself before you shrek yourself, dickhead.

by macabre pizza coffin April 19, 2017

Before These Crowded Streets

1.The best album ever recorded by the Dave Matthews Band...by anyone.

2. Masterpiece

OK Computer was Radiohead's "Before These Crowded Streets"

by James Zane January 1, 2004

Hoes before bros

Rules for girls, don't ditch your friends to get the boy you like. Or if two girls like the same boy, they don't fight over him.
Sisters before misters, hoes before bros, chicks before dicks etc!

Girl #1: I like him so much
Girl #2: I do too!
Girl #1: Hey! Hoes before broes, let's not take him any of us, cause that will just split us!
Girl #2: That's going to be hard, but I agree, sisters before misters, hoes before bros! I don't wanna lose you!
Girl #1: He's not worth a fight between us! Friendships always last longer!

by Aprilforevar June 28, 2011

Bro's Before Hoe's

When a male get's pussywhipped into being with a woman instead of another male, therefore putting "hoe'(s)" before the "bro's". This is contradictory to the rule. However the rule has a exception, bro's before hoe's can be disregarded if booty woulb be attained the same evening that the rule was broken.

In short: Don't put women before men unless you will be getting some.

David put his friends LAN above going to the movies with his girlfriend therefore adhering to the rule Bro's before Hoe's.

by Naccache December 22, 2008