beach

Laying low while on company time. Avoiding work.

I've been spending some serious time at the beach lately - hope the boss doesn't catch on.

by beach girl January 16, 2008

beaatch

More than just your every day bitch.
This one is so obnoxious it actually is said with actual venom.

You cruising in your car with your homies trying to attract the attention of a not so good looking bunch of girls, but they still have the front to ignore you like their name is Beyonce.

"Beaatch!!!"

by Din MC February 9, 2004

beachin' it

Seeking refuge or release by going to the beach; also synonymously used to decsribe that one is doing (or planning on doing) absolutely nothing: relaxing, zoning, etc.

Sorry, Louise. I wish I could come, but after the week I've had, I'm beachin' it that day. Have fun.

by Ramsey Bakhoum November 5, 2007

carolina beach

The greatest southeastern town of the southeast. Some of its highlights include...

The Tiki Bar and its 2008 Halloween costume Champions... its open till 10 (weather permitting)...

The Fat Pelican, and its amazing rack of Trivial Pursuit cards... and beer

Its wide scope of Redskin fans, all of which never make it to a game...

The fact that when Fort Fisher fell in 1865... it sealed the fate of the confederacy...

The traffic is generally light, except for the occasional giant snapping turtle setting up shop in the middle of 5th street

Your friendly neighbor will never hesitate to share the wealth... untill he shrooms too hard and humps a cop...

Where labradoodles roam free and proud...

Its not Kure you ass its Carolina Beach!!!

by BigDogg17 May 8, 2010

Batch Monkey

(n.) Commonly used to describe disgruntiled business owners that are unaware of the procedures needed to be taken in order to get paid from a credit card terminal, software, or POS device...

Most people who are "Batch Monky's" tend to believe that if they pay a monthly fee to run credit cards, it's everyones else responsibility to make certain they get money in THEIR pockets.

-- "You guys have no idea how to do your job, I haven't gotten a deposit in 3 weeks!! WTF is wrong with you assholes. I WANT MY MONEY NOW!! I pay you guys every month, WHERE'S MY MONEY?!"

--"Well, sir/ma'am it's standard credit card processing procedure that you close your batch every evening after business, you're missing $34,596.94 as a deposit?! Simply close your batch!"

--"No one told me that I had to do that! Okay, I'll press the CLOSE BATCH button next time, THANKS... Goodbye"

--"Thank you for calling anyway...(click) you Batch Monkey Ass MothaFucka, do MY job. Heh!"

by ALKAIZER June 25, 2009

Skink batch

A clever way to insult somebody, especially a slutty girl. You can't get in trouble for this because teachers are so wrapped up in useless shit (see algebra) to realize that is you reverse the vowels in both words, you get Skank Bitch.

Kid: Leslie is such a skink batch.
Teacher: What's a skink batch?

by Losti March 21, 2005

East Atlantic Beach, NY

East Atlantic Beach is a wealthy part of Long Beach. Family's send there kids to private school's all over Long Island and kids are extremely spoiled. Kids are also athletes and extremely high Maintenance. They love Billibong, Quick Silver, Ralph Lauren, Gucci, Tommy Bahama and any other name brand. They also have a new pair of sun glasses everyday. Parents let them get any car they want but by the pickiness of the kids usually they want a BMW, Mercedes, Porsche, and now Audi. Teenagers have wild parties in the estates and consist of pool hopping in empty summer mansion and if they are on for all they have pool parties. Don't mess with them because they all have ties with the Mafia and many shows like the Sopranos are shot they and also TV shows like Royal Pains and Gossip Girl. Things to do there are surf, go to the Counrty or Beach club and play golf and yess Tan hard !!!

Let's all go to East Atlantic Beach, NY to rage and drive is Sams Bently !!

by sameablax April 4, 2011