Magic Closet

A closet where 2 people go in, and 3 people come out. Sometimes threesomes occur, and sometimes even more.

Steve: Hey Harold, did you see those ladies go into the magic closet just a second ago?
Harold: Yeah, lucky girl...

by ThatOneGuyThatJustShowsUp March 11, 2015

Cock closet

A warm moist gash

I beat the fuck out of her cock closet last night.

by The big bad carpet muncher December 22, 2019

thunder closet

The bathroom, particularly the one where you would poop.

I am about to hunker down in the ol thunder closet and launch a big ol steamy sewer pickle.

by goodolick May 07, 2015

Closet Hipster

Someone who is secretly hipster but not hipster enough to show it.

"Woow, are you Closet Hipster or what? -Kristen H.

"Woow, I hope someone finds my secret stash of men's TROUSERS." -Kristen H.

by GdragonBEmyhusband September 04, 2016

Duplex Closet

Where a bi-sexual comes out from.

She just came out of the duplex closet and admit she was bisexual.

by rukia7819 August 01, 2010

closet bangers

Two people that are having intercourse at work and trying to hide it.

Did you hear about the boss and the chick in accounting?

Yeah they are closet bangers.

by Azmodeus July 06, 2017

Closet-Goblin

A person who is said to be more attractive then he or she really is, or a person who seems more attractive thanks to the aid of cosmetics, clothing, poor lighting, etc.

Bob's new girl friend he's been bragging about is a closet-goblin.

by Tramov February 12, 2009