boom tish

Two rim-shots plus cymbal after a corny joke. Same as ba dum tsh.

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water..... boom tish!

by oldTiger1946 June 8, 2016

tic tock boom

-(n.) the point after which you have been over the toilet with some form of intestinal disturbance and feel as if you are recovering from a war because the anal explosion was so violent; until this feeling passes, you are often in a state of uncertainty as to whether another outburst will occur.

Jason made Laura wait on the couch outside his room for 15 minutes prior to their routine workout. Laura was confused as to why she had to wait outside Jason's room until she heard four flushes of the toilet, at which point she realized Jason was in fear of a tic tock boom.

Brian and Caitlyn had planned to study Q-chem one night before their test. He told her he would meet her shortly because he had to run to the bathroom. When he showed up 20 minutes later, Caitlyn knew Brian was experiencing a tic tock boom.

by We do it for the B's and J's March 29, 2008

Bloomsburg

A small town in PA where the majority of people who live there are incredibly white. It’s a relatively safe town, no real street crime. The police officers here get so bored it wouldn’t surprise me if they tazer themselves for fun. The only action they ever get is probably around Spring Break (or a Block Party) when the Bloomsburg University students (consisting of: frat boys, sluts, wangsters from Jersey, lesbians, one black guy, punks, Otaku, people who only came for the college party experience, and stoners) come out from their ramen and pot filled dorm rooms to grill and get totally sloshed on the streets. Teens from the high school and middle school some times attend these parties to participate in the underage drinking. This is where the police get to entertain themselves. After these spring break bashes it’s almost impossible to go anywhere with out finding a massive amount of red plastic cups or beer cans on some one’s lawn. Same goes for vomit. Bloomsburg is mostly seen as an ignorant Redneck town, which isn’t completely true. Yes there is a good sized group of trailer trash, teen girls who get knocked up in the ninth grade and homophobic racists, but there is also you’re pretentious yuppies who sit around in Restaurant 211 drinking coffee and talking about politics they really know nothing about. This group ranges from age 12-45. We also can not forget the Bloomsburg Middle School students. They count as their own group entirely. This generation seems to be more open minded towards everything sex, race, religion, ect, ect. Bisexual seems to be the new “in” thing for them considering the boys can’t spend a whole day without groping or hugging each other in the halls. The teachers here range from Kickass to Fucktard nothing else really needs to be said about them. High School students are the same as they are in every town, either on drugs or the pill. Same stereotypes: Goths, punks, jocks, skanks, preps, EMO, Otaku, wangsters and drug dealers. Also every year we have a kickass fair with the same belated old shit. All in all Bloomsburg is a fucking great place to live. Until you turn 21 and realize it really isn’t and move as far away as you can.

"Wheres a great place to get drunk, high, and swear at people because they don't believe in what I do?"

"BLOOMSBURG!"

by Rejected lunch table May 7, 2009

boom hire

a derisive phrase in investment banking — a "boom hire" — to refer to bankers who were added during the overwhelming rush to satisfy the needs of this period but whose credentials would never have otherwise passed muster.

Author and Columbia Business School professor Jonathan A. Knee mentioned boom hires in his memoir The Accidental Investment Banker.

This use of this phrase has also been extended to refer to unqualified people within the financial services industry.

David: John is a fucking idiot. Why did HR hire him?
Alex: He was a boom hire. Dont worry. The colors all come out in the wash.
David: Good. His work product is fucking garbage.

by danny foshizzle4 April 7, 2010

poo boom

When you fart at such high speed you shit yourself and make a noise about it

After flatuating Barry realised he had poo boomed

by Tom Gibbs February 1, 2007

Barry Bloomberg

Fictional myspace character created by Tom.

See that Barry Bloomberg, he is Toms play thing and his site is maintained by admin. FACT

by myspace.admin February 14, 2007

boom ting

The best of the best

that weed was Boom Ting weed

by Brendan December 12, 2003