Coca-Cola in any form, usually in can. Many Mexican households have at a minimum 72 cans at all times. The bottled non-hfcs version is prided as it actually comes FROM Mexico many times.
When in the morning, if being from any sort of latino heritage, you think a coca-cola would be an excellent addition to breakfast. This form of recharging the 'human battery' is thus, a Mexican Battery.
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"I was banging Suzie and I lost my wood so I just gave her the northern colorado battering ram until I got tired"
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“Jim, don’t go to the bathroom for a while, I just cooked up some doo doo batter in there.”
“That’s nasty!”
“That’s nasty!”
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(Dating or trying to date someone who may be considered a lot more attractive.)
Most likely coined by Matt from the most recent season of My Kitchen Rules.
(Dating or trying to date someone who may be considered a lot more attractive.)
Most likely coined by Matt from the most recent season of My Kitchen Rules.
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Get the Batting Merrins mug.1. Stating something as a fact, when in actuality it is completley false; specifically (but not necessarily) after smoking marijuana.
2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".
2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".
Example 1-
Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.
Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!
Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.
Example 2-
Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.
Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.
Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!
Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.
Example 2-
Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.
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