ass batter

wet, sloppy shit that squirts as soon as you relax your butt cheeks

That fucking hobo got ass batter all over the floor!

by Da Nasty One November 11, 2004

Bantergoose

When lads join together in jovialities and "banter" it rises to the same level as getting with girls (rangoose) and so the two are joined in glorious union. Nothing to do with geese although geese related jokes are permitted.

I had such a good time with Mike last night it was proper Bantergoose. I felt like I had got laid but it was just two heterosexual males having a good time in a heterosexual way,

by Bentley Price October 5, 2009

jimmy bartel

greatest player in the Australian football league, one the 2007 brownlow medal to go along with the premiership medallion one a few days after. famously turned up to the brownlow count minus a gf as she "was in denmark" and instead brought his best mate tim callen.

jimmy bartel raped essendons mid field last week

by penissauce April 5, 2008

Male Batter

The proper wording of the word ''Cum.''
Wet and warm and juicy!

The left over male batter on your moms face was what i had left on her from last night.

by bynon August 28, 2005

bantersaurous

Someone who thinks of themselves as really cool, and can be used to describe someone who is boasting about their friends/weekend/awesome party. Usually used in a sarcastic form.

"So there were like 3000 people at my party last night and they all love me..."
"Oh, you bantersaurous, you!"

by Bates____ February 26, 2008

Banter Squad

is a group of people who going around having banter together. Its basically a group of friends going out having a laugh and your only allowed in the banter squad if the head of the banter squad says that you have good banter

bob: you have so much banter want to join my banter squad
fred: what is a banter squad
bob: just a group of friends that go out and have a laugh together

by lewis stanmore June 11, 2014

Bacteria

the backdoor of a cafeteria

I went out the bacteria.

by Jill and Sarah February 14, 2007