tird bagel

To yell randomly IN class when you forgot to do your homework

AWW tird bagel I FORGOT TO DO MY HOMEWORK

by FUCKY THE DRUNK CLOWN February 12, 2010

Sneaky badger

n. one who engages in overtly surreptitious activity, in a stealthy attempt to fulfill an underhand motive. Characterised by shifty eyes and excessive lurking.

I was sneaking around like some kind of...sneaky badger!

by chlarah November 15, 2009

Ted Bagel

To shit in a girl's pussy after completing intercourse; i.e. topping her bagel.

Last night I had amazing sex with this really hot girl! After I came, I turned around and gave her a Ted Bagel to top it all off.

by Sea Shell Sally April 11, 2011

Babe-bagel

A young, attractive female. Similar to the term "stud-muffin" for men.

Back at the height of her popularity, a lot of young men fancied Cindy Lauper. Cindy was a true babe-bagel.

by curry_donut April 26, 2011

Glazed Bagel

The act of ejaculating on a woman's behind as she lies on her stomach, then rubbing the ejaculate across her butt cheeks with the tip of your penis. The end result being that her butt cheeks are covered in a glaze which depending on nationality may in fact resemble a glazed plain bagel.

As Julie lie on the bed near the window, John stood in awe as the glazed bagel he had just given Julie was twinkling in the moonlight ever so beautifully.

by SquirrelPimp May 7, 2014

Stuffed Badger

When a guy stuffs his cock and balls in a girls anal burrow.

Rod: "Boys, how fit is Jenny? I'd give her a length"
Damo: "Yeah, I bet she'd love a bit of my sausage dog"
Mick: "Haha, yeah mate. The old stuffed badger"

by foxadactyl July 26, 2018

Healthy as a Badger

Used to describe someone in their physical, mental and spiritual prime.

Person 1: How are you feeling? I heard you were sick.
Person 2: I'm as healthy as a badger!
Person 1: That's not a saying you fuckin idiot.
Person 2: *goes on urban dictionary to write a definition*

by gloplord August 9, 2023