The most sexiest man ever that you will meet. He is one of the funniest guys with a dirty mind. You will love him but only as a friend. He can never get a girlfriend no matter how hard he tries.
by TheBlueBear November 12, 2019
Get the Luke allenmug. by Hunter_Murphy the homosexual November 23, 2022
Get the Allen-Murphingmug. by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Allenmug. by popolittle February 6, 2022
Get the ashlee ray allenmug. Most worst person and likes to lie if your name is Allen when you grow up please leagally change your name and very stubborn
by Stacie242 April 7, 2020
Get the Allenmug. by esrdtfgyuhijo March 1, 2018
Get the dean allenmug. When your big fat aunt named Allen becomes insanely obsessed with spying on her Nephew and his wife, as they perform the amazing piss tornado twice a day . Sometimes she puffs out her boobs and grunts after belching a load of dog jizz down her chin like its an act of dominance, AWWW Bless her lil heart she's got the IQ of a wolf rat banned from the city.
Daughter: Hey MOM Look at that disgusting fat sperm whale taking a shit in the pool.
Mom: Thats Incest Allen your Aunt, wait till you see her pissed off drunk on a bass boat with no Rottweiler jizz to drink.
Daughter : Gross . Ill never eat hot dogs again.. MOM She scares me..Can we go skate park instead?
Mom: Thats Incest Allen your Aunt, wait till you see her pissed off drunk on a bass boat with no Rottweiler jizz to drink.
Daughter : Gross . Ill never eat hot dogs again.. MOM She scares me..Can we go skate park instead?
by Allstatepolesmoker June 10, 2022
Get the Incest Allenmug.