suspended activity expert

One who excels at doing nothing while appearing busy to others. The expert can fool co-workers and bosses alike.

In her sales job, Beth is required to hit daily call goals in order to meet expectations and keep the monkeys off her back. By dialing mostly disconnected or fax numbers, Beth's sales director is completely fooled and regularly congratulates her on hitting or exceeding goal. Beth is seen as successful and often referenced as an example for "activity pays". Beth has mastered being a suspended activity expert at work.

by pseudo-ninja May 14, 2015

active

single, not in a relationship, used in ireland.

1: “well”
2: “well”
1: “ u active?”
2: “ye”

by dictionaxs June 30, 2023

The Ceo of Bozo Activities

A character named Noah who is goofy in nature and extremely stupid that they based all bozo npcs after him.

Person 1:"Did you see The Ceo Of Bozo Activities?"

Person 2:"Did you mean Noah?"

by Neatballs May 27, 2022

Active puss chasing

Active puss chasing is the act of leaving your boys and or friends to chase some puss
Puss chasing means to chase after some girls in an attempt to get laid.
The men that partake in active puss chasing are often willing to leave their boys for dead to get his noodle wet

Friends standing in a group:
*Brad sees some hot college biddies*
*Brad leaves the groep without sayin anything to chase some puss*
Joey:dude wtf why he just leave like that what a soyboy?!
Carlos: You know what i call walking away from your boys like that, active puss chasing.
*Carlos prays to god so he can forgive Brad*

by 4skintim December 10, 2018