Joint Top

A term to justify an absurdly lucky team top position in a league even when they are not due to being behind on goal difference and head to head metrics.

Done in order for their fans to justify systematic bias/champion status.

Origin Arsenal/Manchester

Manchester United are Joint Top up the Ole and VARs

Arsenal go Joint Top had Auba scored

by CriticalCudicini January 2, 2021

ball joint

A club with about fifty guys all staring at the only female in the whole place.

How was Johnny's Hideaway tonight...lot of talent there? No, it was a total ball joint.

by firstbornunicorn21 April 28, 2025

Ball Joint

A joint that was tucked between your balls

That fat motherfucking Roly poly Leonard tried to give me a ball joint!!

by JanenFinchOG April 17, 2022

Napkin Joint

when the pocket on your booty shorts hangs out below your hemline which is only worn by basic white girls.

tinder boy:” gurrllll u basic, u got those shorts with them napkin joints”

girl:”wut”

by peterpan_69 May 29, 2018

Joint Custody

When you know you can't finish a joint on your own, so you share it with a homie.

Kaitlin: "Hey, I want to buy a joint but I get way too blitzed when I smoke by myself "

Tim: "no problem, wanna have joint custody? I'll split it with you!"

by Amy911 October 20, 2017

Phoenix Joint

Phoenix Joint :

A joint can be refered to as "Phoenix", when somebody proposes to "Rise it from the ashes", in orther words : to revive the joint and roll another one to smoke it again right after the first one.

*rolling a joint*

A. Man I think this joint could be a Phoenix !

B. Oh yeah ? SHould I roll another one ?

A. Let's give birth to a Phoenix Joint

or

*smoking a joint*

A. Damn this joint kicks in fast.

B. Yeah true, and I think it might be a Pheonix Joint too.

A. Shit you're right, let's roll another one when it ends.

by Oli-Mopy September 26, 2018

joint inflamation

When the body’s immune system releases chemicals that swell in a joint

Admin:can you not prop minge
Bubgames:I have joint inflamation

by Gabe itches n harry bals December 3, 2023