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dirty kadi

An act committed by two women scissoring on a trampoline, as a dwarf man covered in peanut butter attempts to insert an entire eggplant into his rectum. This must be performed in front of a crowd of at least 25 people
I went to the circus this week and realized it was a huge mistake when they began performing a dirty kadi!
by a.glaub June 30, 2020
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Dirty cindy

When she sucks the soul out of you
Dude I'm going to hell my girl gave me a dirty Cindy last night
by Zeongato April 2, 2020
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Dirty Cian

A man who gets all the pussy but likes it rougher then sandpaper.
#JohnStamos
I am a dirty Cian, said shrek
by McLovin’s Nuts April 21, 2020
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Dirty Demnah

The act of getting lip fillers and using your lips to iron the wrinckles out of your much older managers penis in exchange of a promotion and a pay rise. A dirty Demnah (also known as a swanslut or a barristersbike) will do almost anything an elderly man asks of them in exchange of as little as a couple of ciggies and a free ride home. Her dingy-like lips could also help you survive if you was to be left stranded on a desert island, and her beef curtains may also be used as wings which will flap around rapidly in the wind enabling you to reach great hights.
Dem: Wow! My lips feel so swollen after ironing all the wrickles out of Daves dick!
Egle: You mean to tell me you helped that pervert out for nothing!?!
Dem: Of course not darling, he said I will be getting a payrise and a promotion in the next few months.
Egle: You are such a dirty Demnah!
by Funkdoctorforeskin March 31, 2023
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dirty ringtone

when you shove your cellphone (on vibrate) up a girls ass while calling it, and fucking her pussy doggy style.
Yea the batteries went out on her dildo so I gave her a dirty ringtone.
by bendstringz August 13, 2010
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Dirty Stu

When you’ve been so sick that you shit the bed but still want to have sex.
by Handyhamsammy February 27, 2019
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Dirty Dole

To insert a banana into your partner's anus, peel it, and proceed to eat it.
I was horny and in need of potassium, so I gave a dirty dole.
by Beauty Bear February 18, 2008
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