Wizard's Staff

to discretely place some acid on the tip of your penis before getting a blow job without letting your partner know. Your partner will be in for a surprise

dude, I met this girl at a party and took her back to my room. It was going pretty nice but I wanted to make things more interesting so I gave her the wizard's staff. She thought my penis was a snake!

by 'jammin March 13, 2011

wizard sleeve dick

A wizard sleeve dick is a dick that is uncircumcised with excessive amounts of foreskin. Which also resembles a one eyed snake shedding it's moist skin. The man with this wizard sleeve dick typically enjoys cream pie delight every now and then while screaming the name Becky and finishing with a creepy peck & karaoke moves.

John had the biggest wizard sleeve dick that I've ever seen.

The looseness of the skin on your dick reminds me of a wizard sleeve dick.

by BMReyes December 6, 2015

level 2 wizard

To describe one's sexual prowess and knowledge of/ability to perform tricks

A: The sex was terrible because s/he's only a level 2 wizard.
B: That's too bad. Hopefully you can teach him/her some tricks.

by hambltonious March 26, 2009

Adept Fucking Wizard

When playing a game online and there is a kid who is extremely laggy and appears to teleport from place to place.

Kid 1 - I need help i cant kill this guy

Kid 2 - Every time i shoot him he disappears!!! He is super laggy!!

Kid 1 - God damn adept fucking wizard!!!!!

by the super adventure guy named August 19, 2010

Pinball Wizard

A depraved sex act involving two individuals, for the sake of explanation we'll say a man and a woman, performing anal sex. The man begins to slowly withdraw from the woman's anus and then quickly rams his member back inside, this is followed by swift and aggressive punches to the woman's sides. The entire affair mimics the act of playing pinball.

Sorry bro, I totally just topped your high score in pinball wizard, last night with your mom. 25 times leaves a couple bruises.

by B-town Silver Baller February 22, 2010

Wizard Sleeve

An unbelievably corny rap group hailing from Florida that ruined a great Sidney Samson song. Consisting of a member that looks like a nerdy, down-syndromed Derron Williams and another who looks like a homeless Emmanuel Adebayor.

*Slits wrist after listening to Wizard Sleeve*

by The Sorceroe February 23, 2010

Wizard of Menlow Park

A sexual maneuver similar to a Decorative Edison, where a lightbulb is inserted into the rectum. However the large end of the bulb is inserted first, and then the recipient's buttocks are slapped in order to shatter the glass.

"Hello, this is 911 dispatch."
"Please help me! I have just recieved a Wizard of Menlow Park!"

by Johnny Ashcan February 6, 2009