bail whale

n. (bail-wail) a. Someone who leaves when they are needed.

Tim: Hey, John, can you help Harold and I move the furniture while you're here?

John: No, dude, I think I left my oven on. I have to go.

Harold: Your friend is such a bail whale.

by -Angel- July 16, 2011

minus whale

mid-2008 forum-speak substitution for 'might as well'

<Me> i'm bored and ready to go <Kash> yasamehere <Me> minus whale then

by doubleu June 18, 2008

whale tail

1. Thong or g string that can be seen riding up the back, god its beautiful.
2. Big Ass Spoiler put on imported cars that do jackshit to there fwd cars.

1. God thats a beauty of a tail.
2. WTF is that on that Crx, Its bigger than the car.

by sloppycory September 4, 2005

Whale Rider

Word used to describe someone who sleeps with large women that are of whale proportions. The person will often take a huge disliking to this comment which is usually intended to offend the person.

Gav: "Hey Tommy, what about that fatty you slept with on the weekend, you whale rider!"
Tommy: "Hey Gav, how about you shut your mouth or i'll put my foot in it"
Crowd: "Ohhhh Tommy!"

by Gav800 September 22, 2005

Sperm Whale

When you let a nose-pierced fatty suck your cock and just before you blow your load, you shove your dick up to the whore's nose hole and let loose. Then you watch as the sperm shoots out the whale's blow hole.

My fat neighbor kept on beggin' for some vitamin D and I hadn't nutted for quite some time, so I let the whale go down on Moby Dick. I filled the beasts nasal cavity with so much baby gravy, it shot out the whale's piercing hole and stained my rug! A new species of Sperm Whale has been discovered!....true story.

by Mud E. Worm May 3, 2010

Whale Wars

Popular game played at mid-west college parties among a group of severely drunk males brave enough to partake. Object, locate and score with the fattest chick you can get. Whoever successfully bags the biggest "whale" wins.

Yeah man, she was huge, he won whale wars for sure.

by Zonaboi February 27, 2011

Whale Face

1. The facial expression made on phone or computer that can be used for a variety of emotions
Sad
Angry
Annoyed

Pissed

Sleepy

And even happy with the addition of sideways brackets.

3.a very popular expression made widely know by Ashlyn runnels of temple Texas who is the bomb diggity.

2. -_- , -_____-, ._____.

- -
\_____/ , ect ect....

"My wife just told me she's pregnant" - guy #1

"dude that's awesome I'm happy for you!!"- guy #2

"we haven't had sex yet -____- " guy #1

"whale face-___- " guy #2

by ANUTZZ April 8, 2011