Weenie Peepee

A tiny micropenis

This here is my weenie peepee

by livypoo December 3, 2020

weenis

your elbows foreskin

guy 1: woah man that's a nice weenis you got there, can i lick it?
guy 2: yeah man thats a great idea, you gotta find it first!

by womanconsumer69 April 19, 2019

Houdini weenie

Someone who cant keep theyre silly willy in there pantsy wantsy, and it always finds a way out like Houdini.

Jerome is such a Houdini weenie, 3 girls in one night. He really can't stop it from escaping.

by MOMO THE WIZARD April 28, 2022

Weenie

1: A male Penis
2: A derogatory term for a person who is afraid of lots of things

1: Douchbag: Hay Gurl, wanna see my weenie?

Librarian: get lost fuck boy!

2: Guy 1: I don't think this is a good idea guys.
Guy 2: Don't be a Weenie!

by FalloutNewShootist April 10, 2016

Chocolate weenie

A chocolate weenie is a spongy yellow cake on a stick containing carbohydrates, fat, glucose, yeast, and protein that is covered in chocolate.

Hey Jan, wanna go out for chocolate weenies?

by JohnnyBlueberryTree March 6, 2016

Sleepy weenie

When you drink so much alcohol and try to bring a girl back home, only to find your member not responding to his orders.

I took Beth home last night but she was not happy with my sleepy weenie.

by Joey Norris December 28, 2018

Teenie weenie issues

A bloke who has to overcompensate his small cock size by acting like a chauvinistic pig

Lila: I dumped my boyfriend cause his penis was smaller than a cell

Ellie: I could tell

Lila: how?

Ellie: cause he’s a chauvinistic annoying abusive cunt

Ellie: teenie weenie issues right there glad I dodged a bullet

by Castaway_lillypad December 30, 2022