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1000 Square Wipe

When you take a huge shit that requires a lot of toilet paper squares.
Tom: Sorry Jerry I missed the game, I had to take the 1000 Square Wipe
by DNJosh January 27, 2021
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fucken ass wipe

This person doesn't care about anyone else but themselves. They treat others like shit and don't care about the feelings of others as long as they get what they want.
Look at that fucken ass wipe on his cell phone racing up to the stop sign looking like he's going to blow through it. He doesn't even care that I had to slam on my brakes thinking he wasn't going to stop.
by jimmybomm June 22, 2021
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Alaskan wet wipe

The act of ejaculating on a tissue, freezing it and using it as an ice pack.
John fell down stairs last night when he was drunk so I gave him an alaskan wet wipe to help his wounds.
by Wet wiper October 16, 2021
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Dunk and wipe

Coined by the famous auto detailer. “the pepper” The dunk and wipe is once your done pooping you flush, then dunk the toilet paper in clean toilet water and wipe.
After wiping I still didn’t feel clean, so I did the dunk and wipe.
by King s a l a m I May 20, 2022
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i just mı ̨ade you wipe your screen

A bad internet joke that sometimes fools people.
I just mı ̨ade you wipe your screen
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dick wipe

A brand of dispossible towels designed to be used to wipe your penis after a messy ejaculation when your lover is not allowing to suck excess semen from your face, and no blinds/bedclothes/curtians are at hand to fill this roll. Constructed from 100% cotton for that nice soft delicate penis wiping experience, and comes in a large range of aromatic and pleasing-to-the-nose smells...
''Aww shit, It's everywhere, Man I wish id bought a DICK WIPE
by James Foxhall May 13, 2005
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butt wipe

person who is an assistant to wipping another person butt
by cody h December 6, 2005
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