Wafting Chuck

While in a hungover state a person sits up while leaning back on the couch to get a sip of water, after having farted, and the smell is so raunchy it causes that person to vomit in their own lap. Usually compared to the bottled scent of a blue waffle.

" Dude, John drank too much Jager last night and gave himself a wafting chuck, now he's cleaning the mess."

by Marydoyouwanna June 3, 2013

washington window washer

When you cum on a girls face then wipe it off with a one dollar bill thus known as a washington window washer

My girl needed her face washed so i gave her a washington window washer

by team anal May 5, 2014

Washing the pearl

A girls sneaky cover word for masturbating through clitoral stimulation. Often causes confusion.

"Katie was refusing to Skype me last night. She said she was busy 'washing the pearl'"

"What does that even mean?"
"Idk man, idk"

by izzie :3 July 8, 2015

Washington Wet Smacker

When during intercourse, a sexual partner urinates on the second's buttocks, then spanks their buttocks as hard as they can to produce a loud, wet smack.

Samantha gave Josh a Washington Wet Smacker, which could be heard downstsirs accompanied with a manly scream.

by DirtyDictioner January 27, 2016

Washington Fireball

When one takes a wig, soaks it is gasoline, and hurtles it towards a loved one.

Mom: Ima kill your brother!
You: Why?
Mom: He tried to give me a Washington Fireball!
You: Oh @#$%

by dhughes June 14, 2016

Washington Hot Tub

A bathtub you take a shit in, commonplace in Washington State.

Tanna went to the bathroom for the 8th time, but this time she used the Washington Hot Tub.

by GratzNaturia June 7, 2016

washingtongue

The official language of the USA
NOT ENGLISH

USA- Hey Britain, how does it feel to be irrelevant?

Britain- How does it feel to be speaking ENGLISH?

USA- I dont speak english... I speak WASHINGTONGUE

by 🇩🇪🇩🇪 June 10, 2019