Vodka-and-Stigmata

Inadvertent self-harm administered under the influence of intoxicating licquor.

A) Did you get any Vodka-and-Stigmata at the Shit-faced Shaving contest?
B) Lost an ear.

by Dermot O'Logical October 11, 2009

vodka poom

The act of inserting a bottle of vodka in to your anal cavity - in-taking the liquid then dumping both the vodka and your feces back into the bottle

Guy 1: YO DUDE MOLLY JUST DID A VODKA POOM

Guy 2: NO WAY - THAT'S SO HOT - THINK I'M GONNA ASK HER OUT

by Your_mom's Mom August 25, 2010

Volcanic thrust

To pour hot sauce onto one's vaginal area and crevices, then participate in the act of thrusting violently in and out of it with your penis.

Man, surprisingly she let me perform the volcanic thrust upon her.

by A PERV. December 11, 2010

vodkanator

Vodka-nator

Someone who
- drinks a lot of vodka and remains standing
- drinks it as easy as water

*guy downs a vodka bottle*
your serious? damn you're like a vodkanator or something!

by USA123 November 23, 2010

vodkaited

To previously have had been drinking vodka and was hit hard by it.

Dude i was so vodkaited last night!

by Erics hats December 3, 2010

volcan mind wank

when one masturbates without actually touching him/her self

look up andy hoad on facebook he likes to volcan mind wank

by go go gadget dick April 12, 2011

Vodka Cock

The inability to achieve or maintain an erection due to excessive vodka consumption.

After 10 screwdrivers, Andy's vodka cock was full-on wet noodle status.

by NickEpic July 29, 2012