West Virginia Thanksgiving Dinner

A sexual act in which a man eats a menstruating woman out (the cranberry sauce), while also inserting a turkey claw or leg into her ass (the turkey & gravy). He then ejaculates over the whole mess (the mashed potatoes). Sure to become a family tradition!

"I know you're already stuffed, but what would you say to a good ol' fashioned West Virginia Thanksgiving Dinner?"

by Liz T. January 14, 2008

West Virginia Swinger Party

The West Virginia Swinger Party is when a family of West Virginia natives hold a family reunion, and then proceed to the sexy time.

Dude my buddy let me go with him to a West Virginia Swinger Party. It was like a trainwreck...I couldn't look away.

by hiphop6969 February 11, 2010

West Virginia fortune cookie

a biscuit with a food stamp in the middle

Those people went to the welfare office to get their checks and West Virginia fortune cookies

by Frosty2073 January 22, 2006

Point Pleasant, West Virginia

Point Pleasant is a small town in West Virginia, usually referred to as, "the cousin fucker state". Point Pleasant is the place to go for all the drugs you could think of. If you like country folks, I would suggest to be enrolled in Point Pleasant Junior/Senior High School. It is a living hell hole. We have all the methheads and rednecks right here in good ol' Point Pleasant. Have a nice day.

Point Pleasant, West Virginia is home of the mothman, fun fact.

by nigger lovin redneck August 24, 2019

Virginia Beardy-Go-Round

A homosexual act in a which a male participant with a large, bushy beard ties said beard to multiple partners' penises while performing oral sex on another man. This allows for the bearded participant to pleasure multiple male partners at one time. Made famous by Virginia resident Grom Hightower.

Yea Grom was so frisky last night, we all got together and had a Virginia Beardy-Go-Round. Nearly ripped off Mal's dick.

by haxen January 11, 2009

West Virginia beauty mark

A mosquito bite on the face.

That girl I met last night had a sweet West Virginia beauty mark on her cheek. She was a like the Cindy Crawford of the trailer park.

by Big Daddy1 September 11, 2006

West Virginia Fried Rat

When lighting strikes a pull, sending an electric current into an oven and frying a rat to death.

Malacky lived in an apartment and got West Virginia Fried Rat when a lighting storm struck.

by Uniifyyy July 2, 2018