textray vision

The ability to know the sender of a text or the contents of a text message while ones phone is in a pocket, bag, purse, etc, and out of sight.

"Oh man Julie is texting me again"

"How do you know? Your phone is in your pocket. What do you have, textray vision?"

by Jagerman July 18, 2012

jeep vision

The vision you get when you first own a jeep, you receive the rules, and how to use the jeep wave.

Dude I had my jeep vision last night.

by Jeep 1 July 14, 2019

section vision

Noun, relating to Waiting/Waitressing

The state of only looking at your assigned section, ignoring all other patrons.

The complete unawareness of anyone in a restaurant except those whom you're serving.

Friend: Hey! We've been at that table over there forever.
Me: Sorry homie! I have section vision. I didn't even know you were there!

by lastfrontiermama October 29, 2016

Vision Clear

When you're about to bang a chick that's going to trouble and you beat off and blow a load and gain instant clarity

That fifty year old human resources director was all over me at the holiday party and I went for a Vision Clear and went to bathroom and thank God I didn't do anything

by BobbyDylanOpus April 3, 2021

Sixty sixty vision

The way older people over sixty look back fondly to the past e.g. the sixties.similar to looking with rose tinted spectacles. Some use it for people whose memory is clouded by the use of recreational drugs.

Ozzy Ozborn has real sixty sixty vision

by Lebouf June 21, 2025

Dick Vision

"Dick Vision" is a tongue-in-cheek phrase used when someone hilariously and unexpectedly finds themselves noticing phallic shapes in the most ordinary objects around them. Picture this: you're walking down the street, and suddenly every lamp post, bottle, or even oddly shaped vegetables at the market starts looking suspiciously like a cartoonish rendition of male genitalia. It's like having a funny pair of glasses on that turns the world into a hidden adult-themed comedy show. This term is usually used among friends for a good laugh, highlighting the quirky and sometimes absurd human tendency to find patterns in random things.

As Toni burst into laughter pointing at the closed umbrella, one of her friends chimed in with a smirk, "Oh no, Toni's got Dick Vision! Watch out, she's on a roll – soon even the hot dogs and cucumbers will be part of her phallic parade!"

by Demigod33 December 21, 2023

vigina-vision

Any man that wants to marry a girl he's been with for a week.

Did you hear that Brian wants to marry that stripper from last week, that pussy has him in complete vigina-vision.

by Boo Bead December 30, 2023