all around vision

A term used to define the vision that a boy named John with shaggy hair might have.

Me: Hey John Lennon! How’s the all around vision?
John: Shut up please

by moorecholeplease May 27, 2021

perceptive vision

perceptive vision ahah

When someone sees something that is not there, and when they point it out to their friends they are bullied for the next three months

Boy - Hey that cloud looks like a gun
Friend - hah he's got perceptive vision ahah

by Bincub July 12, 2017

I lost my vision

When you see something you hate so you close your eyes to protect yourself.

Omg today at school I lost my vision while going down the stairs because I saw a little girl with a sonic backpack. I HATE SONIC!!!!!!!

by Blueyfan March 3, 2023

Apple pie vision

Innability to see what is in front of you.

Object is there but you can't recognize it.

The field of view in which tunnel vision does not cover.

The farmer is pitch forking sand. He is trying to move his hay without progress.
He has developed a serious case of apple pie vision.

by Brittlebear March 16, 2024

Dr Vision

When you pull a chain out of a fat grannies ass and she her anus prolapses

Ohhh fuck I needed that Dr Vision

by fucking mad lad douglas March 2, 2021

Ghetto night vision

Turning your gamma up like a boss.

I whipped out my ghetto night vision on them bitches.

by Arma guy May 18, 2016

ill vision

a condition in which the vision fails to interpret many sensory impressions at the same time. ill vision can, for example, be caused by LSD and other psychedelics.

Man, my ill vision i crazy at the moment.

Everything looks so strange... I think i got ill vision.

by doofenitions November 8, 2019