Post-wank vision helps improve your judgement on relationship decisions when your horny. When you take off the ‘wank goggles’ your mind will be clearer, allowing you to assess relationship decisions based on there true attributes (and not just her fine ass).
Eoghan: *thinks to himself* awwwwww fuck that took way too long. Thank god for twins.
Eoghan text: mate, my post wank vision suggests I should keen this chick around.
Andrew M: nice move mate, all big calls should be made with a clear mind.
What time will I meet you for the McGregor fight?
Eoghan text: mate, my post wank vision suggests I should keen this chick around.
Andrew M: nice move mate, all big calls should be made with a clear mind.
What time will I meet you for the McGregor fight?
by Some mate1 January 26, 2020
Experiencing a brief impression of experiencing life from the vantage point of a third-person camera, usually a result of long gaming binges. Can also happen more vividly in one's dreams.
Man, I've been playing way too much Metal Gear. I was out jogging and had some crazy video game vision.
by Bladeroller November 08, 2015
When one wears sunglasses in a party or rave room, where the humidity fogs up the glass and now longer allows you to see.
by iliketopartytgiff October 23, 2011
a condition in which the vision fails to interpret many sensory impressions at the same time. ill vision can, for example, be caused by LSD and other psychedelics.
by doofenitions November 08, 2019
/dik ˈviZHən/
Noun
When a man is wanting sex (thinking with his dick) so badly that all people look more attractive.
Noun
When a man is wanting sex (thinking with his dick) so badly that all people look more attractive.
by Schilp June 04, 2022
"Dick Vision" is a tongue-in-cheek phrase used when someone hilariously and unexpectedly finds themselves noticing phallic shapes in the most ordinary objects around them. Picture this: you're walking down the street, and suddenly every lamp post, bottle, or even oddly shaped vegetables at the market starts looking suspiciously like a cartoonish rendition of male genitalia. It's like having a funny pair of glasses on that turns the world into a hidden adult-themed comedy show. This term is usually used among friends for a good laugh, highlighting the quirky and sometimes absurd human tendency to find patterns in random things.
As Toni burst into laughter pointing at the closed umbrella, one of her friends chimed in with a smirk, "Oh no, Toni's got Dick Vision! Watch out, she's on a roll – soon even the hot dogs and cucumbers will be part of her phallic parade!"
by Demigod33 December 22, 2023
by darealmc October 16, 2015