Vampire ass

An ass so juicy you just can help but sink your teeth into it.

Man, that girl so fine, she got a vampire ass!

by shennica February 27, 2014

Vampires Suck

Another one of those spoof movies made by the same guys who made Meet the Spartans , Disaster Movie and etc but this time attacking The Twilight series . If you've seen Meet the Spartans and/or Disaster Movie, You know this movie is going to be shit. No I hate Twilight so I am not defending it.

Friend 1: Hey man want to see a movie?

Friend 2: Sure, what is it?

Friend 1: Vampires suck, it's made by the same guys who made Disaster movie and Meet the Spartans. It's going to be funny!

Friend 2: I hate you GTFO of my sight.

by CsDaMan August 5, 2010

vampaya

a vampaya is a rastaman who dont care about rastarules

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

VampireFreaks

A Gothic Industrial Culture for all races,13 years of age and up,where there is a 1-10 rating system,it is a darker and more sinister version of MySpace and there is a better Contact Support involved.

Girl:Hey you got a VampireFreaks account?
Boy:No what's that?
Girl:It's really awesome,you'd like it there.
Boy:Well sign me up,i want to see what this is about.

by Tabitha Craff July 27, 2007

Vamp Job

when an adventrous girl keeps a razor blade in her mouth in the middle of oral sex and puts a tiny cut in the man's....cock, dick, or shloong and proceeds t suck is blood...preferrab;y during orgasm.

Holy Shit Batman!!! that girl did a good fukin vamp job!

by Madd Jester September 5, 2003

Vampyre twat

When being fellated in a 69 position u bite into the inner thigh till it bleeds and drain the life blood of ur victim

the other night i was involved in a vampyre twat with kirsty. nearly died!

by Timm Murray October 9, 2006

Vampireny

A horny vampire. (VAMPIRE + horNY). Used to describe a person who is horny 24*7 and who sleeps during the day and is active during the night... Often appearing as normal people, they can be distinguished by their reluctance to engage in any physical activity during the day, their pale skin color, and the difference in the amount of muscles in their hands.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, u r all wrong! It's a vampireny!

U can say that the Count Jackula is a vampireny.

by crastard April 25, 2009