Two flush and brush

The definitive good shit. A digestive transit of such healthy proportions that it requires two flushes and the application of the toilet brush to help it on its way.

"Good shit, Liz?"
"Two flush and brush, Phil. You'd best call the Lord Chamberlain to open the palace windows."

by chope May 22, 2009

Two foot boogy

to "walk"

"How we getting there? Taxi"

"nah fuck that off, lets Two foot boogy it"

by wafrock August 9, 2009

Two Dat

What the people of New Orleans say when they want two Saints Superbowl wins back to back.

It comes from the term that is Chanted at the games, Who Dat, as in Who Dat say dey gonna beat dem Saints.

hey can we get a Two Dat?

Who Dat?!

by NOLA Patsmear December 5, 2010

two stogs

synonym to "peace out" as the two fingers in the air can be described as two stogs (cigarettes). Prevalent in the 90s in the San Francisco bay area.

Two stogs, I'm out of here.

by YayaG June 9, 2011

Two'ee

Multiple definitions. Pronounced Two-ee, refers to an excessive amount of two-step, perhaps in a riff or at a show. Can also be used in reference to one losing their mind "He's two'eed right off" "He's having a misfortunate two'ee"

"The amount of two'ee in this riff!"
"He couldn't stop two'eying"
"He lost his mind to the two'ee"
"You can't combine a circle pit, with that kind of two'ee"
"The combination of mosh, two'ee and windmillzz was insane"

by MatDEM September 2, 2011

Two Squirrels and a Monkey

when you have two chicks sucking each one of your nuts and your howling like a monkey.

The RocKK "Yeah dude, he got them to do the "Two Squirrels and a Monkey" on him last night"

B-Dog: "Ahh LUCKY! So that explains why I heard Chuckles yelling last night..."

by Bdpballaaaa February 19, 2012

Two Finger Tsunami Cum

A form of manual stimulation that involves inserting two fingers into the vagina. This is slightly different than the traditional finger bang. Instead of just blindly slamming fingers into the fuck hole, the two fingers MUST specifically stimulate the female G-spot. Said stimulation will induce a tsumani-like female ejaculation.

This technique can be used anywhere, but for best results, it should take place in the back of the N-Judah. Bonus if she is already a squirter.

I hear Denise is a serious squirter. Imma try the Two Finger Tsunami Cum on her next time we ride the N-Judah. The back seat will be flooded with vag juice by the time I'm done

by TotesKrae August 11, 2012