Bar turtle

A girl that hangs out at bars with an empty shell for me to hide my head in.

Damn man check out that girl over there." "Who, Jeanine? You don't want any of that bar turtle. Chris just hit it last week!

by Gote1311 November 13, 2010

Dorm Turtle

A term used to describe a girl who has sex with multiple peolpe in one college dorm. Just like a turtle, once she is on her back it is near impossible to get her to her feet.

Emily was known as a dorm turtle after she hooked up with half the football team in her first semester of school.

by TheTurtleSlayer February 28, 2011

Vertical Turtle

Sex position similar to spooning.

"Honey, I really enjoy doggy style."
"This isn't doggy style, this is the vertical turtle."

by Voodoo Shop Talk October 22, 2011

snappy turtle

When your girlfriend covers your neck/body with hickeys.

Damn bro, your girl definitely pulled a snappy turtle last night on you.

by CommyCorner December 22, 2014

Cosmic Turtle

A cosmic turtle is when you make a mistake on something that already started horribly wrong and then it turns into something awesomely radical.

I wasn't sure how my English essay was gonna turn out but it ended up being a cosmic turtle.

by freddietwerkcury March 23, 2015

Sea turtle

An athlete who is very old but still competitive in their sport. They often put off retirement as long as possible and seem to have the same several hundred year lifespan of a sea turtle, hence the name. Even after retirement they may still be identified as a sea turtle. Examples include Kobe Bryant, Tim Duncan, and Peyton Manning.

Man, I can't believe Tim Duncan is still playing. Dude is definitely a sea turtle.

by TheRealJake June 30, 2016

Cream turtleneck

A sexual act where a man ejaculates on his hands and then proceeds to choke his partner until they are unconscious.

"Did you hear about Greg?"
"Yeah, he was found unconscious in an alley with semen covering his neck. Victim of a cream turtleneck."

by Clust March 10, 2016