An Alaskan man, Troy… a ceiling fan man, likes feet and memes. Wants to stay in the garage and forge over going out with friends. Troy… Loves French fries never gets ice cream from Mac Donald’s because the machine “never” works. Troy… Lives in a small shitty morman town. Doesn’t date because all these bitches is hoes. Wears glasses, gets grumpy when touched, will let you play with his hair but do NOT touch his titty. Prefers to have rocks thrown at his man junk over getting his nip caressed. Is friends with mostly girls. Wears cow boy boots and an orange and grey hat that has knife and gun on it. Has a small mouth but sure can talk a lot. He is NOT FAT HE IS FLUFFY. Blows steam out ears when frustrated. Can be nice when he wants to. Only nice to ppl he doesn’t hate. That’s why he is mean to me hence why I am defining Troy… he is also smart and funny but puts to much pomade in his hair
by Daddy332 November 15, 2021
Get the troy…mug. by Kachow42069 December 8, 2019
Get the Troymug. Q: Why the fuck is there a Bunsen burner and a can of tinned spaghetti set up in the prep store
A: Troy Tingz man
A: Troy Tingz man
by Troy Tingz March 5, 2021
Get the Troy Tingzmug. Insecure troy boy who clings onto his girls leg like it's away to run off with the mail man. Absolute cling-on.
by Tayside Teckler April 17, 2023
Get the Clinger Troymug. Troy is a really funny guy. He’s nice and has super tiny arms. Gemma is his favourite person ever. You would think he is a quiet kid but once you get to know him you can tell he is the exact opposite.
by SOCCERPLAYER1211112 June 15, 2022
Get the Troymug. Operations were trying to start up the Coker unit and with the guidance of there specialist (Troy) he completely Dis-Troyed the unit.
by Don’t get Dis-Troyed July 17, 2025
Get the Dis-Troyedmug. 