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troy…

An Alaskan man, Troy… a ceiling fan man, likes feet and memes. Wants to stay in the garage and forge over going out with friends. Troy… Loves French fries never gets ice cream from Mac Donald’s because the machine “never” works. Troy… Lives in a small shitty morman town. Doesn’t date because all these bitches is hoes. Wears glasses, gets grumpy when touched, will let you play with his hair but do NOT touch his titty. Prefers to have rocks thrown at his man junk over getting his nip caressed. Is friends with mostly girls. Wears cow boy boots and an orange and grey hat that has knife and gun on it. Has a small mouth but sure can talk a lot. He is NOT FAT HE IS FLUFFY. Blows steam out ears when frustrated. Can be nice when he wants to. Only nice to ppl he doesn’t hate. That’s why he is mean to me hence why I am defining Troy… he is also smart and funny but puts to much pomade in his hair
Wow he sure can be a Troy
by Daddy332 November 15, 2021
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Troy

He's got a basketball game tomorrow, He got shoe game, and He's point guard.
Girl 1#: Did you hear about Troy??
by Kachow42069 December 8, 2019
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Troy Tingz

Odd/miscellaneous/unexplainable tasks of no importance undergone when passing time.
Q: Why the fuck is there a Bunsen burner and a can of tinned spaghetti set up in the prep store
A: Troy Tingz man
by Troy Tingz March 5, 2021
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Clinger Troy

Insecure troy boy who clings onto his girls leg like it's away to run off with the mail man. Absolute cling-on.
That Clinger Troy's got a hold of my leg like a fat lass's vag grips a bike saddle.
by Tayside Teckler April 17, 2023
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Troy

Troy is a really funny guy. He’s nice and has super tiny arms. Gemma is his favourite person ever. You would think he is a quiet kid but once you get to know him you can tell he is the exact opposite.
lauren: omg is that Troy?

everyone: HE DOESNT LIKE YOU

Troy: laughs
by SOCCERPLAYER1211112 June 15, 2022
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Troi

"did troi just fart"
by boykisser420 October 18, 2021
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Dis-Troyed

The act of completely fucking up a situation to a point it can not be un fucked.
Operations were trying to start up the Coker unit and with the guidance of there specialist (Troy) he completely Dis-Troyed the unit.
by Don’t get Dis-Troyed July 17, 2025
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