colon training

When you have to take a crap but you're busy with things that aren't totally important (facebook, music, texting while laying on your bed, tv) because you're planning that one day you'll be in a situation where you know you'll have to hold it. You don't want your body to get used to just dumping whenever it wants.

i was laying on be bed, watching tv and facebook chatting with my girlfriend... then it hit me, i had to crap. But i was so comfortable... so i started to think of school how its weird to dump there so i did my Colon Training to get my body used to holding it. It payed off the very next day

by Czar McCheesly February 4, 2010

Tinking

When a chick is constantly thinking about black cock, usually a petite chick that can't drive, Probably Australian and obsessed with Tinkerbell hence Tinking

Darius: Yo Jamal I'm pretty sure that chick is Tinking about you
Jamal: You think she wants it?

Darius: You're probably her favorite color by now nigga

by TheDragonRuler July 24, 2021

Hard Drive Training

When bunch horny guys go to titty bars, and talk at work in codes, and refer to HDT (hard drive training) as outing to the titty bar

we are goin to hard drive training tonite....

by Hard drive trainee June 11, 2003

thinking outside the box

The thoughts a male has during intercourse to delay his impending ejaculation. Examples include sports, work, movies and his grandmother's loose, grungy, mothball ridden cunt.

Mike 2: Dude I came in like .08 seconds last night, my wife was pissed.

Mike 1: Guess you weren't thinking outside the box!

by Mike and Mike the Accountants June 29, 2017

Leprechaun in training

a leprechaun who isnt quite ready for the job. often in college. Leprechauns in training can only become leprechauns if they past the tests from the leprechauns. must be of age 138

you dumb leprechaun in training

by Emmm December 17, 2007

positive thinking

Something upper middle class who do not deal with the brunt of unfettered capitalist exploitation as the working class love. A crutch for people who believe in pseudo-science "mind over matter" new age baloney. For people too weak of mind for skepticism and realism. New agers will often go as far to victim blame people with chronic illness like chronic fatigue and people suffering from cancer that they "thought themselves sick". Clearly need a to understand how evidence based medicine works and that supplements are not magic fairy dust pills.

The book "The Secret" made lots of money selling this "positive thinking" tripe.

by Socialist Dude November 5, 2013

Tanking

To Run, or Move Swiftly. Term used by 'Narh Danz' (Also in UB.com) or a rude boy.

"After we nicked the money, we Tanked it from the cops"

"I Tanked it like a bitch when he saw me"

by Martin February 27, 2004