Broccoli tree

A child that is thrown into the ground and grows for 3 to 2 years and then Digs its self out of the dirt and becomes a superhero in a comicLaser cannon

They can also fly and go invisible for that special time in the bed

The Broccoli tree has been given the Laser cannon

by The cowardly lion1 May 12, 2020

tree turd

Pine cones

My girlfriend and I couldn't believe the size of the tree turds we saw today while hiking.

by Frankie figs June 11, 2017

cools tree

When something is super cool

“Hey!! AJ Mitchell just liked your tweet!”
“Omg!! Cools tree!!!!”

by imdaniellealexa October 18, 2017

tree chop

When you’re late to the turkey drop. The act of dropping you’re signifigigant other over Christmas break because you failed to do it over the thanksgiving break.

Did you hear about Will? I heard he just got the tree chop!

by spicehboi December 17, 2017

Bong Tree

This type of tree appears in the childrens poem 'The Owl and the Pussy Cat' by Edward Lear. They're shaped like a marshmellow stick and vary in height. They create a fantasy land in which the two characters marry.

'They sailed away, for a year and a day, to the land where the bong tree grows'

by Heidy B May 21, 2006

dollar tree

a store where you can splurge on cheap crap mostly imported from cheap-labor countries such as China and from the continent of Asia.they sell merchandise that could actually be cheaper than the price of one dollar...but just to be cool they mark everything as one dollar. they are proud that EVERything is a dollar....except now they are offering 5-10 dollar items in the back of the store. some of the dollar tree's items come from BIGGER BRAND NAME STores that can't sell the cheap crap...so they send it to dollar tree...thats why i don't buy food there.

i love dollar tree! i can buy all kinds of stuff that i don't necessarily need. spending my hard earned moneys on things that mean nothing to me, makes my day!

by Lindsey miggysnewbestie February 4, 2008

Tree-Swinger

(Australian Slang) 1. One who makes a mockery of themselves and others subconsciously or without intent.
2. One who cannot make up their mind.
3. Anyone roughly defined as a fool or buffoon.

That Rodger Barley; What a fucking tree-swinger!

by Agent FareEvader August 12, 2003