drag one's dick through the coleslaw

to joke, jest, pull one's leg

"There's no way I just won the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes! Shoot, darlin', you must be draggin' my dick through
the cole slaw."

by Big Daddy Rush January 14, 2005

Urinal Trough

noun; a multi-man toilet, ideal for stadiums, schools, colleges, fraternity houses, and military installations, a place to stand shoulder-to-shoulder and do your business, gossip, talk sports, compare equipment, and pass jokes, a communal waste bucket for male urine which is approximately 96% water.

Mike used a urinal trough as a slip and slide!

Did you see the size of that thing at the urinal trough?

We took turns holding the beer at the urinal trough.

by sweeteleven57 January 30, 2009

Piss Wet Through

When You Are completely soaking after being out in the rain.

man, its throwing it down, im piss wet through

by Jimmy4107 May 24, 2007

Thoughts and Prayers

Typical phrase conveying artificial care and concern for people adversely affected by any number of situations in life; a phrase used in fake concern by people knowing damn well they're not going to do anything to help

Our thoughts and prayers are with Anna, who was diagnosed with a brain tumor. Now that that's out of the way, did y'all see Love & Hip-Hop last night?

by HenryLeeH3 October 25, 2018

thoughts and fucking prayers

Close to worthless well-wishing platitudes when real action and assistance could make a positive outcome difference.

So, Connor has cancer and his family is having a tough time making ends meet because he can't work.
Really? I'll be sure to light a candle for them at mass this Sunday.
Why don't you save your thoughts and fucking prayers for imaginary problems; they could actually use some help.

by YAWA October 18, 2020

Circle Thought

An idea or thought that can trap the thinker because of the complexity of the thought.

symptoms include: brain hurty, thinking too much, drooling, loss of social life.

beginning of time.

What did dinosaurs think about?

why do we have pinkies?

Boy 1: hey, why hasn't mary helen said anything for ever?
Boy 2: I think she is stuck in a circle thought.
Boy 1: dang.
Boy 2: yeah, i think she's questioning whether gravity pulls us to earth or if it pushes us.

by scaryfellon March 4, 2012

Toughbook

A laptop that you can drop in a pool of acid and it will come out without a scratch.

The toughbook is the Chuck Norris of laptops.

by MaximumOverdrive February 22, 2009