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todd-special

1. verb- A very expensive prostitute snorts cocaine off her own ass and then kills herself to spare you the effort and probable life sentence in prison, and side effects of snorting cocaine. These prostitutes usually cost $500,000+ as they first must be contortionists in order to snort cocaine off their own asses and are rare to come by. Most are sex slaves that come from Asia, however they are not Vietnamese so they will not "love you long time" but to add a sucky sucky is only an additional $5.
Hey John I just won the lottery how 'bout I treat us to a todd-special?
by Helen Keller Pirates March 4, 2010
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Special Forces

Umbrella term for the special operations troops in a military, typically those with better training and equipment, and who perform higher-risk and more secretive missions.

In US context, it applies specifically to the US Army's SF group, known to the public as the Green Berets, who specialize in behind-the-lines operations such as hit-and-run tactics, intelligence gathering and moreover, gathering the support of locals to train and support militias for counter-insurgency purposes.

As a US-specific umbrella term, it also applies to the Army Rangers (of which the late football star Pat Tillman was with), the Air Forces Pararescue Jumpers (PJ's for short), the iconic Navy SEALs, and the Force Recon Marines, who for all intents and purposes do the same job as the aforementioned SEALs.
Typical Special Forces mission objectives:

- counter-insurgency
- counter-terrorism
- hostage rescues
- reconnaissance
- hit-and-run missions
- "painting" targets for airstrikes
- the occasional peacetime humanitarian aid (Green Berets especially)
by JKroll80 November 5, 2007
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Brazilian Special

A mixed drink that consists of strong, cafinated coffee, from south america mixed with either triple distled vodka, or a spiced rum.
The premise is that coffee (a stimulant) and alcohol (a depressant) will send you on a rollar coaster ride of emotions, and eventually fuck you the hell up.
Meredith: Yo nick, what are you drinking? you seem pretty messed up, i mean thats a picture not a real person.
Nick: o sorry... my brazilian special must be getting to me, thanks for the save.
by nick7489 February 20, 2007
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BFT special

Any type of sexual contact involving a girl with big fucking tits thus being a BFT special
"my buddy was getting a BFT special on the couch across the room from me, meanwhile I was being straddled like a horse"
by Patrick stalnaker February 9, 2009
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barbershop specials

Fake merchandise such as shoes, watches, or clothing.
Guy 1: Aye man I just got these new yeezys
Guy 2: My guy them are barbershop specials you prolly got them at the mall!
by machonachtroll January 8, 2018
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Shelton Special

When a woman urinates into a glass then the male blows his load into the same glass. One of the two drink it and then go back and forth swapping the urine filled semen into the others mouth. Then to finish the males spits the finished product into the females rectum.
My man gave me a nice Shelton special last night.
by ASovo23 August 8, 2014
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Special Delievery

The act of being raped or molested by a UPS man.
"I've got a special delievery for you in the back."
by IonicAtlas September 5, 2016
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