Tinola virus

A deadly disease contracted by intercourse with a family member usually a father or sister, farmers are usually most at risk of getting the disease all must keep a safe distance

Oh shit he has the tinola virus what a sket

by Xx_YxngStrapper_xX October 11, 2018

Penser Virus

The Penser virus is a unfortunate Virus that cores a small child called Spencer this child will resemble the look of an rat but blond and clean and much less hair with A BOLD PATCH ON ITS HEAD IT will try to hide it with its stickey hair but you will always no its there always. This creature will haunt your every foot step if you are to find your self in this position the only escape is to grab a small bone from the Land of Bangladesh this bone must also be from a child called Spencer but it must be spelt backwards "Recneps" if not it will form another create called Wattam this create leaves a sexily bad smell where ever it goes

Oh my gosh you have the "Penser Virus"

by DR Penser November 1, 2018

downloading the virus

Watching porn, based on the viral video 'I Was Searching Around The Internet' about a teen boy that was caught watching porn by his mom and he tried to excuse on a computer virus.

I have to find a girlfriend. I'm bored of downloading the virus every evening.

by Joey Boomer June 17, 2018

speech virus

A term to relate to something that is said automatically. A learned phrase, action or behavior that when thought about might not save time and actually cost you more time than initially intended.

Guy one: How do you do?
Guy two: Who are you?
Guy one: Sorry just making polite conversation. A bit of a Speech Virus if you will

by Peter M July 5, 2018

Lammin virus

The lammin virus is where a person has uncontrollable autism, way off the spectrum and was born without any genitals.

What are u doing do you have the lammin virus or something

by Michal from Swindon January 18, 2019

Hidweh Virus

The “Hidweh Virus” is a very common disease. To notice if someone has become sick there are 3 things that you could possibly notice.

1. They will post bad takes and have the worst opinion of all time.

2. Everything they post may flop and not reach the view count they wish they could.

3. They will say they’re quitting but post the very next day.

Person 1: *Post Bad Takes*

Person 2: Oh No, The Hidweh Virus

by callmethekishin August 12, 2022

Man-Addicting-Virus

This is a virus that spreads rapidly, to only females. If you catch this virus you will be tempted to have more than one man. And can possibly make you a big ass HOE. So ladies please avoid from getting this virus and stay safe.

"She is a h*e because she has the man-addicting-virus."

by Rachel Anthony August 19, 2022