fitted sheet army

A pool of male ejaculate that has been deposited after intercourse onto a fitted sheet.

"Damn baby you should've got up and squeezed that out.Now we are gonna have to sleep in a fitted sheet army."

by JSmith lu 43 April 5, 2017

sheets

method of smoking cocaine off of tin foil after mixing a solution of cocaine, baking soda and water and letting dry.

"hey, mix up a couple sheets if you want"

by foil god January 16, 2015

mac and sheet

When one person puts max and cheese in another person’s butthole, and then eats it out.

I heard Nick mac and sheeted Jess last night.

by DeanRylie June 29, 2020

sheet caked

Enjoying being baked as a cake while in the comfort of your bed.

That joint had me straight sheet caked last night I had to wake and bake the next morning.

by Bomberbiff March 8, 2020

sheet leopard

a leopard who fucks women in the sheets

Person 1 "Hey did you hear about that leopard that escaped the zoo?"
Person 2 "Yeah I hear it was a sheet leopard."

by ass_eater9000 March 30, 2021

Sing Yesterday's Music Sheet

1.Not literally as it is, this expression is used only when two friends (either existing gender), happens to kill another one accidentally and one or neither of them never tried (to solve this problem together) to sing the same song of regret yesterday.

2. To paraphrase, "Sing (or sung) Yesterday's Music sheet", is to settle a problem between two friends (usually a love situation." So when saying sing or sung, it is meant to settle.

*interrogation of deceased person's friend*
Police: It's not entirely your fault
Boy/girl: No! It is! I should've been the one to Sing Yesterday's Music Sheet with him/her!

by Sin_P June 10, 2017

Going full sheet

Kylie Monroe going full sheet- the act of being suddenly, explicitly, and personally racist or bigoted to a culturally marginalized group or individual, usually a form or component of an assault

Syn: "saying the quiet part out loud"

The thing about old racists is that many of them have been in cushy jobs long enough that dog whistles are a second language so it's rare to catch them going full sheet. On the bright side, they'll be dead soon!

by Pixxi Kropotkin November 3, 2020