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Joe Shit The Rag Man 

A slang term used in the US Marine Corps to generally describe anyone of Arabic descent. Most often used by irate staff NCOs when lecturing about rules of engagement in a hostile environment.

(Note: The author of this definition is not racist. He hates anyone different from himself equally.)
Prick E-7: "I don't care what the R.O.E.s say! When Joe Shit The Rag Man comes at you with an AK and 6 tons of C4, you waste his hadji ass! And I'll take the fall. I'm here for you, Marines!"

Lance Criminal: "Yeah, so I can tell them what you told me when they court-martial my ass!"
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The Black Shit 

Hey dude, i'm done for....i have the black shit
The Black Shit by pietieg March 25, 2020

shit the bed 

My car shit the bed this morning.
shit the bed by brian October 28, 2003

Shit the bed 

Something that is truly unbelievable and not good. An event or occurance that is stunning, and not positive.
Joe forgot to bring the beer......... SHIT THE BED!!!

Shit the bed 

1, To express being shocked or amazed by something.

2. What you would say to a work colleague who arrives much too
early for work in the morning.
1, "I couldn't believe it, I totally shit the bed"

2. "What are you doing here so early? Did you shit the bed or something?!"
Shit the bed by Alfow February 3, 2009

Fuck the dome shit 

Ghetto slang for telling someone to forget something.
Another way for saying forget about it.
Ghetto slang for Who gives a shit?
A way to inform your peers that you don't give a fuck.
Another way of telling people that you don't care about someone or something.
Usually a friend says this in response to a really stupid statement, so that he or she can remind the friend to not take things so seriously and basically to not give a fuck.
Simon: I don't know, what if she gets mad at me for trying to kiss her.

Vince: Man, dude, you gotta fuck the dome shit!

Simon: You're right. Who gives a fuck if she wants to kiss or not! I'll do it anyway!

Can also be said without the shit...
For example...

Simon: Do you think I should call her to tell her I am breaking up with her?

Vince: Yo dawg, you gots to Fuck the dome!

Shit can be replaced with baby if this is being said to a girlfriend...
For example...

Allison: Did you bring a condom?

Simon: Fuck the dome, baby! Condoms take away all the feelin'! I'm gonna fuck you bareback and you gonna enjoy it bitch.

shit the bed 

1. A phrase that has become synonymous with "pro" poker player and pseudo-baller Micon on his very own poker forum, NWP.

2. To make unsound business decisions, squander your funds and the funds of others, and generally fuck up your life at every turn. (See previous definition as prime example.)
Damn....Micon done shit the bed again??!!!
shit the bed by micon's ego October 4, 2008