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She's no Jessica Alba

A phrase used when defining the beauty of other females / female celebrities. (Refers to the actress, Jessica Alba, who is more commonly known for her beauty and hot body rather than her acting skills.) This phrase can be replaced with Megan Fox and/or any other top hottie of your choice.
Holly: "Do you think that girl is pretty?"

Nicole: "Yea, she's okay. Don't get me wrong, she's gorgeous, but she's no Jessica Alba."

Holly: "Of course not."
by lyssaloo July 12, 2009
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maybe she snapped

”Maybe she snapped” is basically saying

wow she did THAT she is not messing around she just decided to snatch everyone’s weaves no second thought
by sadiescarpenter May 6, 2018
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oh-she-en

means wow or omg (said with a stress on the "oh")
Example1
Laura: "have you seen her new insta post"
Ruth: "oh-she-en, that's bad!"

Example2
Lizzy: "oh-she-en, ben look at this"
Ben: "WHAT"
Lizzy: "i just got tickets for Courteeners"
Ben: "OH-SHE-EN"
by dickither February 17, 2018
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That’s what she said

The best joke ever created, popularized by the NBC show “The Office”. Famously said a lot by the character Michael Scott.
Dwight: I can’t believe you came.
Michael: That’s what she said.
by TotallyNotHudson November 13, 2019
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she belongs to the streets

Referring to someone, usually a female, who is a hoe, a slut, a whore, someone who is promiscuous and sleeps around and/or is not faithful to their man. The Bible actually warns men about adulterous women and mentions a woman who spends her time in the streets but never in her home.

Proverbs 7: 10-12
10 Then out came a woman to meet him,

dressed like a prostitute and with crafty intent.
11 (She is unruly and defiant,

her feet never stay at home;
12 now in the street, now in the squares,

at every corner she lurks.)

JESUS SAID SHE BELONGS TO THE STREETS
by LaurelDeLasMontanas July 15, 2021
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She belongs to the streets

A reference referring to a heartless hoe who doesn’t give a hoot about a brothers feelings
“Oh she a hoe hoe??? She belongs to the streets
by AJIZZLE April 16, 2020
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