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Crappy meal

When you happy meal from McDonald's doesn't come with a toy
SHIT, MOM, THEY GAVE ME A FUCKIN CRAPPY MEAL!!! WANT MY HAPPPYYYYY MEALLLLLLLLL
by PointingatmyBALLZ October 18, 2022
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A Persian meal

When a man farts while getting a blow job
He was getting a blowy and he gave her a Persian meal
by chickenfoot35 June 3, 2022
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happy meal face

a big fat ugly face.

Note: This term derives from a slang pun quoted by Chris Rock in one scene in the Jackie Chan movie Rush Hour (1998).
by legs21 May 21, 2010
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I had a meal

Due to a series of unfortunate message leaks from an extremely unwell internet artist to a celebrity in DMs, they attempted to remedy this terrible conversation by appearing a week later, with a paragraph we've yet to see til this day. All we can see is the start of a sentence, "I had a meal". This has since turned into a Baldur's Gate 3 brainrot meme on twitter to outline the absurdity of the message, considering the situation. This caused the #Raphael tag on to trend immediately for the day, (the cambion character in the game). "Goodbye." is a part of the meme, and the response from the actor a week prior to the meal message (which he has never read, and never will read), but because of how... Simple the wording is, it won't get it's own entry. Just know that it tends to correspond with a meal meme.
"No! Please! Don't cancel me- I had a meal!"

"Goodbye."
by GIGGLEGIGGLEMUHAHAHA June 22, 2024
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meal chucker

cabin attendant in the airline industry. So called because they metaphorically "chuck" (throw) meals at passengers.
"Did you see that blonde meal chucker working in first class?
She's very pretty"
by Tex1 December 2, 2007
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Schooly trucker meal

Schooly trucker meal contains the following: Diet Pepsi, Olive Garden Cheese Ravioli, Olive Garden Stuffed Ziti Fritta, and Olive Garden Salad with Breadsticks.
I am completely starving and need to get a Schooly trucker meal for myself as I’m craving the OG.
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
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The Jew Meal

The consumption of a properly prepared Jewish person. Only the highest quality of cannibal cooks can be trusted to properly prepare this dish.

While there are several regional variations on the Jew Meal, especially in western Russia and southeastern Denmark, the most common variant originates in Albany, France. In this recipe the Jew is first plucked, leaving the yarmulke for last. Next the intestines are emptied and the entire body is soaked overnight in a broth of sea salt, cayenne pepper, diced green onion, minced artichoke heart, and vegetable oil. After the mixture has soaked in, the entire pan should be put into the oven and baked for 90 minutes at 450 degrees Fahrenheit. Serve with mixed vegetables and a red wine sauce.
"Remember to set an extra place at the table! When you eat the Jew Meal, Hitler eats with you."

Bernard, get in here quick, we're about to break the Jew Bone!"
by theoffensiveist May 1, 2022
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