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Pickled ass

So as any of you who read this know im an ER doctor. And I've seen some shit but this takes the cake.
One night I'm in the ER and a woman comes in saying her butt hurts.
I say okay let me check you over.
I take her to a room and begin to look at her butt and at this point I could smell it.
It was a putrid smell of something pickled, rotting, or dead.
So I ask her has she eaten anything.
She says no.
I ask did you put something in your butt recently?
She says yes reluctantly.
Come to find out she had had fun with a pickle and never pulled it out. Instead it went further up her butt and was rotting.
After an hour and a very large bottle of magnesium citrate the rotted pickled probe came out.
After she left my nurse said it smelled like pickled ass. She had no clue how close she was.
Dear god Francis it smells like pickled ass in here!!!
by Dr. Francisco baker May 10, 2018
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Ass-maurader

Any individual who routinely plunders, invades, and/or pillages the ass of another.
1. Because of his many expeditions into the rectal portions of other men, Mark Hamilton is considered an Ass-maurader by many.

2. Mark Hamilton's continual invasion of his (male) secretary's ass eventually let to him being defined as an Ass-maurader.

3. An Ass-maurader, such as UA President Mark Hamilton, makes frequent journeys to the rectal regions of others.
by jj1221 October 17, 2009
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ass groove

A depression in the cushion of a couch or chair formed by many hours of sitting. First known usage by Homer Simpson.
Don't sit in my ass groove! You'll mess it up.
by kelly September 12, 2003
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Cabbage Ass

The condition of having gas that leaves your anus wet, having to wipe after every fart
Man, I'm hungover and I've got cabbage ass.
by alphachimp October 11, 2003
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GP-ASS

The ability of the human butt to know when it is close to its home toilet.
I didn't have to go during the whole five hour drive, but as soon as I turned onto my street my GP-ASS kicked in and I almost soiled my shorts.
by redmiked January 13, 2009
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Ass kisser

a person who sucks up to people in a position of authority in order to get some kind of reward or perks
My co-worker Josh is such an ass kisser
by Kool Mint Flava October 3, 2004
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ass gurgle

another term for a fart, usually a messy one.
Whoa, who ass gurgled in here? It smells awful!
by staaark November 1, 2011
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