So as any of you who read this know im an ER doctor. And I've seen some shit but this takes the cake.
One night I'm in the ER and a woman comes in saying her butt hurts.
I say okay let me check you over.
I take her to a room and begin to look at her butt and at this point I could smell it.
It was a putrid smell of something pickled, rotting, or dead.
So I ask her has she eaten anything.
She says no.
I ask did you put something in your butt recently?
She says yes reluctantly.
Come to find out she had had fun with a pickle and never pulled it out. Instead it went further up her butt and was rotting.
After an hour and a very large bottle of magnesium citrate the rotted pickled probe came out.
After she left my nurse said it smelled like pickled ass. She had no clue how close she was.
One night I'm in the ER and a woman comes in saying her butt hurts.
I say okay let me check you over.
I take her to a room and begin to look at her butt and at this point I could smell it.
It was a putrid smell of something pickled, rotting, or dead.
So I ask her has she eaten anything.
She says no.
I ask did you put something in your butt recently?
She says yes reluctantly.
Come to find out she had had fun with a pickle and never pulled it out. Instead it went further up her butt and was rotting.
After an hour and a very large bottle of magnesium citrate the rotted pickled probe came out.
After she left my nurse said it smelled like pickled ass. She had no clue how close she was.
by Dr. Francisco baker May 10, 2018
Get the Pickled assmug. 1. Because of his many expeditions into the rectal portions of other men, Mark Hamilton is considered an Ass-maurader by many.
2. Mark Hamilton's continual invasion of his (male) secretary's ass eventually let to him being defined as an Ass-maurader.
3. An Ass-maurader, such as UA President Mark Hamilton, makes frequent journeys to the rectal regions of others.
2. Mark Hamilton's continual invasion of his (male) secretary's ass eventually let to him being defined as an Ass-maurader.
3. An Ass-maurader, such as UA President Mark Hamilton, makes frequent journeys to the rectal regions of others.
by jj1221 October 17, 2009
Get the Ass-mauradermug. A depression in the cushion of a couch or chair formed by many hours of sitting. First known usage by Homer Simpson.
by kelly September 12, 2003
Get the ass groovemug. by alphachimp October 11, 2003
Get the Cabbage Assmug. I didn't have to go during the whole five hour drive, but as soon as I turned onto my street my GP-ASS kicked in and I almost soiled my shorts.
by redmiked January 13, 2009
Get the GP-ASSmug. a person who sucks up to people in a position of authority in order to get some kind of reward or perks
by Kool Mint Flava October 3, 2004
Get the Ass kissermug. by staaark November 1, 2011
Get the ass gurglemug.