DONE DEAL

When a decision is made with zero hesitation, zero reversal, and full conviction.

No more talking. No backing out.

DONE FUCKING DEAL.

"Charith said we’re launching next Friday, not next month. Done deal."

"We’re skipping the party and hitting the gym instead. Done deal."

"I’m breaking up with her. Done deal."

by DADDY RITH May 28, 2025

Jew deal

When something is really expensive, a company will nickel and dime a lot of money out of you making it a Jew deal

Club Pilates: that’ll be $200 a month for 4 classes a month for Pilates

Customer: that’s a Jew deal. No way it’s that much for Pilates

by Trump daddy 69 July 11, 2024

milf dilf deal

When a gentleman coughs his filthy yoghurt into mother and daughter (not necessarily at the same time)

He's a lucky chap, he's got the milf dilf deal

by Martin Andrew March 26, 2024

Chagos Deal

To give away land you own, and as part of the deal you pay the person or entity you're giving the land to a considerable sum of money.

Example 1: I'm giving away half my garden to my neighbour, and paying him £10,000. The wife's not too happy, but I'm calling it, my Chagos Deal!
Example 2: Have you heard, the UK government is giving the Chagos Islands to Mauritius! In addition, as part of the deal, they are paying the Mauritius government in excess of £9 billion!

by Wasitpolad February 12, 2025

Can’t even deal

Can’t even deal mean that you can’t even deal but shortens can’t be fucked this is mostly used by anna

Today is the day I can’t even deal

by Anna the best bitch June 22, 2021

chase deal

pedophile

Robert: damn bro you see that? it’s a chase deal!
Evan: yeah it is wtf!

by ♠️Geesh♠️ February 18, 2022

What kind of deal?

When something unbelievable occurs/ happens.

You are writing a paper on Microsoft Word and you computer suddenly shuts down and you lose everything that you typed. You can't believe what just happened and so you say "what kind of deal?!"

by Don't Consent August 27, 2021