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wine tasting noob

A person who doesn't know anything about wine tasting culture. This type of person may get drunk at the first winery, not knowing there will be more tastings at multiple other wineries to follow.
Duder 1: "Can't believe you paid for 8 samples. You're gonna get tossed."

Duder 2: "What's wrong with that?"

Duder 1: "You know we're going to like 4 other wineries right?"

Duder 2: "OMG! Really? I thought we'd just kick it here."

Duder 1: "Such a wine tasting noob dude."
by westfalia January 27, 2012
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"BB" in texting

BB=Habibi
Habibi(to a man)/Habibti(to a woman) is the Arabic word for "my love". People use it to describe they're partners, family members and friends. Although it sounds gay to say it to your friends, it doesn't sound as bad in Arabic.
"BB" In texting
"let's get fucked up tonight bb!"
"Let me peak that booty bb"
by FuckBoyAndAHalf February 5, 2017
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speed texting

When someone texts at or close to the speed of light and defies the laws of physics. This is usually accomplished by preppy teenage girls.
Dude1: My new girlfriend just replied to my text before it even finished sending!

Dude2: She must be speed texting again.
by Aceacles December 30, 2009
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Potato Texting

When someone texts someone else within their own domicile because they are too lazy to get their ass off the couch and speak in person
Liz was potato texting Jared from one room away because she was too lazy and engrossed in ICarly to get her ass of the couch and walk into the other room
by rodroddy May 1, 2010
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binge texting

A period of excessive or uncontrolled texting between two or more people, usually associated with meeting a new prospective partner with whom you just can't stop talking to. After binge texting, facebook-officalness ensues.
After Jane and Alex talked for 12 straight hours through text messaging,

Jane: Have you ever heard of binge texting? I think we just partook...

Alex: Hey accept that relationship request i sent you on facebook!
by althealelia June 22, 2010
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Head Texting

When you open and read a text message on your phone and don't reply right away. And in your head you texted them back. But they never get it, because you forgot to actually do it.
Tynisheida- hey why didn't you text me back

Jahmonayshia- oh shit, i didn't. I thought I did, I guess I was head texting you.
by Duuuukaaaay August 25, 2010
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Power Texting

Sending numerous text messages sent at once very quickly. Can be used to annoy someone or to show a lack of experience texting. Can also be used to interrupt someones process of replying repeatedly.
Blake: Hey Mom! Where are you?
Mom: Hey!
Mom: Im on my way!
Mom:Where are you?
Mom: What are you doing?
Blake: Wtf? Stop power texting!
by AdamKrenz March 2, 2011
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